COUNTRY ROADS time

It's when the nukes starts droppin'.

Bill: Why do I hear air raid sirens and country roads?
Ted: It's COUNTRY ROADS time.
*Bill has flashbacks to fallout 76*
Bill: OH GOD! I NEED TO GET MY KID!
*Bill gets into the car*
Bill: OH GOD CHAD IS STILL IN SCHOOL! I NEED TO GET HIM!
*Bill proceeds to drive into a town of anarchy*
Bill: Oh I hope my family's alright.
*A flash in the distance is seen*
Bill: I'm to late...
*Bill opens phone and dialed his wife's number*
Bill: I love you Martha,*breathes in, holding back tears* and Chad as well. I meet you when we get up there, ok? ok.
*Bill closes his phone and lays back as the light gets closer, closes his eyes, and reclined his chair.

by Richard Dickison November 10, 2019

Antiques Roadshow

When an elderly woman stands on the side of the road and flashes her tits at the cars driving by.

Trucker: Breaker 19, breaker 19, there’s an antiques roadshow at mile marker 35 on I-290, over!!

by Fagam’s hero December 27, 2019

Soy-roid White Knight

A man who sweats when a girl talks to him and when the certain girl leaves chat because someone else made fun of her, then the "Soy-roid White Knight" would proceed to tag the girl in chat and tell her to not listen to that dirtbag and that he'll wash her boyfriend's laundry to make her feel better.

Girl: Hi
Soy-Roid White Knight: NANI?! A FEMALE GIRL?!?!? UAHSASHAKJSAHSAHSASHSAS *SPLASH*

by MysteryBoye April 22, 2020

A-Roid

New York Yankees All-Star Third Baseman Alex Rodriguez (Nickname: A-Rod) on Steroids.

A-Roid goes down on strikes in the clutch once again.

by Andy Vantana February 8, 2009

'roid tits

In an exhaustive attempt to stave off the physical ravages of time, many aging males resort to the use of HGH, Testosterone and/or other illicit or unsupervised hormone replacement protocols. Unfortunately, the metabolism of these agents may result in an excess of available Estrogen which causes unwanted, unexpected and permanent development of breasts.

YO! Check out Roy! He's got 3% body fat and is as strong as a fuckin' baboon ... too bad about the 'roid tits.

YUP, guess who's saving up for surgery...

by YAWA July 6, 2018

Mozz Rods

(noun) - Those delicious, deep-fried, cheesy (or at least ostensibly made out of cheese) snacks that are the staple of pub food, late night grill orders, and hangover noms. Too many of them can stop your heart. Particularly good with pomodoro or marinara sauce.

(At Quincy Grille) "I ain't your bitch - get your own damn Mozz Rods!"

by Noshit Narwhal March 17, 2011

roidtrap

A place inhabited by black people (see also: ghetto); A ghetto; Any dirty location; Malibu Apartments in Tampa, Florida; The University of South Florida; Any place where hot messes occur; The White House when Obama takes office; Any place where one is uncomfortable, annoyed, angered, in danger, or can be attacked in the form of rape, murder, burglary, robbery, mugging, and gang bang; Any place where a gun is present (see also: University Gun & Pawn, Fletcher Avenue, Tampa, FL)

There are so many roids in this roidtrap.

I can't wait to get out of this roidtrap.

This place is a roach infested roidtrap.

This is a roidtrap hot mess.

I feel like a roidtrap. (can be used as an adjective)

I only go to this roidtrap for my purple drank.

Jerk Hut is such a roid trap.

Popeyes Chicken is a roidtrap.

I love that roidtrap Carver City.

by Tampa Pain July 2, 2008