riste

Kristen but missing the K and the N. A riste is someone who pierces their own ears and gets their drunk to cut their own hair. They also tend to be horse girls.

Damn, look at her ears! She must a riste!

by piercingfanxoxo April 17, 2020

riston

upto and including the wrist.

He put even his riston.

by me July 30, 2003

risto

A waste of a single sperm.

by hihihi March 19, 2003

Ristia

A potato that enjoys being fried and sold at mcdonalds

Emily: what is a ristia?
Jess: a ristia is a delicious potato at McDonald's!

by Potato10828261<3 April 12, 2020

riston

a bitter man who watches parkinglots for a living.

"hey stop watching those students park! Jeez you're suuuch a riston!"

by CFO July 30, 2003

risten

Most definitely likes a bunch of hookers and cocaine

Yo what are u gonna do with the money u got
Risten: a bunch of hookers and cocaine

by Sexypotter256 April 12, 2018

Risto

To be a Risto means to be a complete fucking disgrace to the idiot kind, often refereed as being a dumbass when forgetting your password on steam and then making a friend wait an hour for him to finally get it

Dude he ristoed the fuck out of his steam account

by Not risto July 24, 2016