raspalandai

Raspalandai is the feeling you get when you realize how vast and possibly empty the universe is and you suddenly go into a state of shock and you feel weightless but heavy at the same time. You also feel very small. This state of mind lasts very briefly and it has a strangely satisfyingly scary feeling. To enter this state, you have to sit (or stand, lay down, whatever you choose) perfectly still and in as much silence as you can. Once you accomplish this, you must think of nothing except for nothingness. You must think of an empty place where nothing, not even you exists. (You may need to close your eyes as well) It's pitch black and nothing exists ever. You are there but at the same time you are not. If you do this long enough and correctly, you will know when you feel it. You will feel very small, weightless, and heavy at the same time. It only lasts a second or two. If it lasts for more than 10 seconds, you may want to contact a doctor or something like that. Side effects include: drowsiness, vomiting, diarrhea, excessive juggling, depression, and, in severe cases, death. Please raspalandai carefully.

- "Hey bro, whatcha doing?"
- "Oh, I'm just trying this raspalandai thing I found on the Internet... shh!"
- "That sounds really weird and--"
- "OH MY GOD THAT IS SOME SCARY SHIT!"
- "What the... what are you doing?!"
- "Excessively juggling. I don't know how to even juggle!"

by 201farmer August 28, 2013

Raspacist

Someone who is racist and rapist at the same time

OMG, Kelly is such a raspacist

by ra er March 1, 2016

rippage

when you are doing an extreme sport or having such extreme sex that your asshole has literal rip damage.

ex: bro, i just fell down the ski hill so hard that i got rippage

by IAmSquidward February 16, 2020

Rishab Langi

Rishab Langi is normally a sexy beast but can also turn into a proper autistic tranny.
He is fun to be around, especially when he is in his sexy form💦. He is strong and Courageous and whenever i feel threatened he will always be there.

Stanger: hey bitch give me your purse
Me: no... please dont hurt me... daddy rishab langi...
Rishab langi: stop right there criminal. This is a place for no one like you to be.
-gets penis out-
Stranger:i am sorry, i will leave

by StrangerDanger169 June 2, 2021

ripatsushi

a wonderful tiktok creator and artist who is too kind cool one of my favorite mutuals tbhers. ily

“Did you see ripatsushi’s new post?”
“I did! His art is so cool!”

by leepoo July 1, 2021

Rishabh

He will care for you until the very end and if you have him as a part of your family then you should be proud because he will make sure that everyone rests easy and live a happy life and he will make sure of it, whether it be finances or materialistic desires, etc. Everything he does he wants to be an expert in. He never rests. Knows how to give great advices to people, has his shit together 24/7. But if you offend him, the soft hands will become hard fists and id pity the one who would have to suffer his wrath and I swear he hits hard and fast.

Rishabh is someone that everyone loves and sometimes even lust for.

by Ananya V. November 22, 2021

Ripan

Ripan means the first ray of sun, and just like his name he glows and sparks the room he enters. He is hardworking, an Overthinker and has a radiant smile. He can make many girls fall for him but he is loyal to his partner.

You can always count on him but noone is there when he needs them.

Person 1 who is gonna help me with this problem!?

Person 2 ripan is the man you need to go to.

by Urrbbanneerr November 23, 2021