When your standing up while a girl sucks on your balls and you are jacking-off. You blow your load straight up and it looks like an oil well erupting, landing all over her face and oiling her hair.
Hey man, Jackie let me give her The Oil Rigger last night, I blew my load like a Kuwaiti oil well..SLUTS!
by Von Meek January 25, 2009
Get the The Oil Rigger mug.Derived from a video featuring pornographic actress 'Eva Angelina' being inseminated despite earlier claims from 'Rigger Dan' the man whom was boning her, assuring that he wouldn't--yet did anyway. To add further insult to injury, Rigger Dan, as graciously as a jerk can be then tells the whimpering Eva that it's "Not my problem!" and leaves her be to simper in his liquid children.
To be a Rigger Dan frankly speaking, is to be a conniving, autonomous rascal who burdens others with little to no concern to the consequences their peers may now face, but they do not.
Example of how to correctly use the term 'Rigger Dan'.
Kevin: I'm going to be gone for a month, alright John? Can you feed my cats while I'm gone? Here's my spare apartment key for whenever you can stop by. See you later!
*two weeks later*
Albert: What's up man, how's it going?
John: Not much, just chillin'.
Albert: Hey what's this?
John: Oh, those are Kevin's house keys. He's gone for the month, wants me to feed his fucking cats or something.
Albert: When was the last time you fed them?
John: Who gives a rat's ass? I'm getting high; that's more important right now.
Albert: Don't you think his cats are fucking dead by now John?
John: Not my problem, wasn't my problem. I'm not the one with dead cats.
Albert: Way to be, Rigger Dan.
To be a Rigger Dan frankly speaking, is to be a conniving, autonomous rascal who burdens others with little to no concern to the consequences their peers may now face, but they do not.
Example of how to correctly use the term 'Rigger Dan'.
Kevin: I'm going to be gone for a month, alright John? Can you feed my cats while I'm gone? Here's my spare apartment key for whenever you can stop by. See you later!
*two weeks later*
Albert: What's up man, how's it going?
John: Not much, just chillin'.
Albert: Hey what's this?
John: Oh, those are Kevin's house keys. He's gone for the month, wants me to feed his fucking cats or something.
Albert: When was the last time you fed them?
John: Who gives a rat's ass? I'm getting high; that's more important right now.
Albert: Don't you think his cats are fucking dead by now John?
John: Not my problem, wasn't my problem. I'm not the one with dead cats.
Albert: Way to be, Rigger Dan.
by T.G.S October 31, 2010
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by ArchDuke and BossHogg of Famous Shamous December 10, 2003
Get the the ringer mug.A phenomenon where a firm and lengthy poo is evacuated by a male, hitting the bottom of the toilet before tilting forward and striking the subjects testicles on the way down with or without possible smearage. Most common in shallow toilets or when said testicles are particularly saggy.
Dude thanks for the tip, the fiber is definitely working, but I have never had so many dam Bell Ringers. I have gone through a 12 pack of double rolls just on cleaning my nuts.
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by Jimmy Jammer April 28, 2003
Get the o-ringer mug.You’ll need 3 things, big meaty claws, activated charcoal( to make it black), and a volunteer. What you do is you make the volunteer eat the activated charcoal and you stick your fist up there ass so damn far and you proceed to I hydraulically pump there ass with your fist till there black shit spews out like a oil rig.
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