The Retardum Theory

A theory that states that anyone acting retarded while not having any mental health issues will later in life become retarded due to the brain being tricked by a person's actions that itself is afflicted with such condition. This effect has no known way of reverting to before it took place, but it is believed that concentrated doses of Flinstone Vitamin Gummies (specifically 1995 production doses) improves their affect.

Will: "Durr!! HURRRRRRR!"

Grace: "Hill stop acting like a fucking retard, haven't you heard of The Retardum Theory?"

by McJazzerVEVO October 19, 2019

Edwardo Retardo

Distant retarded cousin of Dirty Sanchez, while having sex with a girl doggy style one places one's finger in her rectum and instead of wiping the finger under her nose one wipes it under there own nose.

"Man I got this hot chick in the sack last night and I was hammered, I mean hammered, and as I was shaggin her from the backside I tried to bust the ol' Dirty Sanchez but she was so good I pulled an Edwardo Retardo and sniffed if myself!!"

by jackhole mcgilicutty May 17, 2006

Flameinf Retardo Death

The act of dying a terrible moronic and/or pointless death. It's also an attack Mewchu11 knows.

11: FLAMEINF RETARDO DEATH!
Everyone else: *dies*

by Mewchu11 April 23, 2004

retardamo

Another word for retarded, can also be used as retardamoed.

"That movie was so retardamoed, I'm gonna go kick some midgets"

by Oggs December 3, 2005

RetarDumb

Some one or something very retarded.

That new T.V. u got is RetarDumb

by Sterhelio July 28, 2004

retardocity

acting in a "retarded" manner, causing one to lose all ability to behave intelligebly.

-coined by jono

Your retardocity wont save you from the monsters!

by Zippi0t December 13, 2005

Retardament

Obstacle, usually mental, that hinders thinking and the thought process.

He failed to finish the exam because he could not overcome his retardaments

by mbmb111 January 18, 2009