Retard

A person that is dumb and stupid and doesn’t have a clue of anything

Dude Michel is such a retard

by Destroyer 1111 March 10, 2020

Retard

You

This mother fucker reading this is a retard

by Onesexydonnie November 14, 2020

Retard

Someone who wears a Hi- vis Jacket and works for CO-OP(midcounties) they may also sit at the front of the yellow bus and lick the windows, he also wear a bicycle helmet to stop them banging their head against the wall.

Jordan is a retard, he also sits at the front of the yellow bus and licks the windows, he also wears a bicycle helmet to stop him banging his head against the wall

by DWright2005 April 27, 2020

Retard

People that spam requests their names to try to get their names on Urban Dictionary.

This kid is a fucking retard.

by MorphineDrip January 17, 2020

Retard

Someone who is too stupid to realise the obvious reality/option/solution.

People who think straight pride should be a thing or someone who says vaccines causes autism are a retard

by Randompersondumbass April 29, 2020

Retard

Pierce

Her: Did you see pierce
Him:yeah he is a retard

by Yo my name is you March 19, 2019

Retard

1. A person who's so dumb you might as well put them into a kindergarten to smarten up a bit (retard)
2. Person who may be dumb (in a good way) in nature, but also smart enough to act mature in most of the situations that require it (Retard)

1. Guy1 : *Says some delusional take on twitter*
Guy2 : "You're such a retard"
2. Friend1 : "Thanks man for being a Retard, you're a good friend"
Friend2 : "No problem homie *does something dumb but funny*"
Friend1 : "Hehe, had a chuckle over that one"

by Mango The Bear March 18, 2023