retargerous

( a combination of the words retarded and dangerous) : something that is, according to most normal people, both retarded and dangerous, however one is to define the terms.

Even if done f-sag, goingassbogganing down the stairs into your basement on a mattress is still retargerous imho.

by Sexydimma June 4, 2014

retars

Different spectrum of retard, so retarded that they need another word

Dave is such a retars

by Dabonayeet December 26, 2019

Mundial Retardinho Soccer

The Paralympics equivalent of the World Cup. Except unlike the Paralympics which accepts people with any disability, Retardinho Soccer only accepts those with mental disabilities, and even includes people who are not disabled at all, but simply just retarded.

My application to Mundial Retardinho Soccer was accepted after I asserted that 2+2=5.

by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp August 25, 2020

retardmin

Someone whome constant makes mistakes while being in charge of a Server.

Oh you retardmin, you just formatted the hard drive we needed.

or

The network manager is a retardmin hes thinks he is great but really he is utterly useless

by Robert "RaideR" Baxter February 12, 2008

Retardify

To break down an explanation to common terms so that a simpleton can understand it more clearly.

Since you clearly don't understand this let me retardify it for you.

by 2_Fabulous October 2, 2009

retarded monkey strength

You know how monkeys can lift 4000 pounds? And retarded people have twice the strength of a normal person? Well imagine the stregth a retarded monkey has.

Colman: "How did that monkey just throw that car?!"

Laura: "Well it has downs so it has retarded monkey strength. Get rid of that banana."

by lo6972 August 20, 2018

Smart-Retard

A Smart-Retard is a certain person who is often incredibly intelligent in one major category of their life but a complete retard in another (business, family, social,etc)

Joseph is such a smart-retard ... He is incredibly smart when it comes to business and dealing with finances, but is a total retard when it comes to supporting his family.

by TyroneSlim June 20, 2016