retaardvark

1. farm raised aardvarks
2. derogatory alternative to typical "retard", can be used in the same circumstances.
-related to: morongoose, quailtard

Stop licking the pavement, you retaardvark

by Nathan Fitzsimmons February 17, 2006

retail stalker

An individual (usually male) that goes from store to store or from department from department within the same store in a desperate pathetic attempt to date members of the opposite sex. Often they are frequent customers, but clearly their motives are not patronage and they're completely oblivious to the annoyances they cause. Sometimes they work for the same retailer they do their stalking in.

He was not successful getting the phone number of the cute girl at the Service Deli counter, so he went to Dairy and tried to get the phone number of the cutie working there. If he does not get it he will try the hottie in Electronics -- such is the life of a retail stalker.

by Foxy Funderburke September 21, 2009

Retail Whore

Someone who LOVES working in retail, makes little cash, is happily content, and feels no need to do anything else with their life.

Tiffany said she'd cover Jason's shift and work a double. Dude, she's a freakin Retail Whore.

by Freeman Hall December 18, 2007

retail therapy

Intensive shopping for nothing in particular than can lead to large credit card bills and inevitably immense debt or loss of property.

My girlfriend went for some retail therapy the other day because her best mate called her fat and now we have a £3000 credit card bill and can't pay our mortgage.

by Jamie Churchard January 9, 2006

Retail Whore

Someone who gives it up for material gifts

Nikki is a retail whore, buying her a Michael Kors purse is a guaranteed lay.

by yakkity yak December 16, 2014

spontaneous retaliation

when you get back at someone for petty annoyances.

huhh, wtf how did my coat go from being on your bed, to that dusty, dirty, hairy spot over in that corner. It's time to get revenge for your arrogance

by 65654 December 8, 2004

retail therapy

the act of getting rid of stress by shopping

- I think I failed that math test!
- Me too!
- We should get retail therapy
- On it

by shoppah September 24, 2011