Amazon Basics 50 Liter / 13.2 Gallon Soft-Close, Smudge Resistant Trash Can with Foot Pedal - Brushed Stainless Steel, Satin Nickel Finish

Another way to call someone a waste of oxygen.

Jogn: Bro Ezra you're such a Amazon Basics 50 Liter / 13.2 Gallon Soft-Close, Smudge Resistant Trash Can with Foot Pedal - Brushed Stainless Steel, Satin Nickel Finish
Ezra: Stfu Jergens Ultra Healing Hand and Body Lotion, Dry Skin Moisturizer with Vitamins C, E, and B5

by TheHolySampleText March 23, 2022

Fact resistant human

People that are resistant to scientific fact at their own peril. Probably due to the vast amount of ecocidal propaganda out there meant to mislead. Perhaps they will become more receptive when they become in an environment without food water or air

The fact resistant humans were driving the current legislation and electoriate

by Dgnflyinca May 10, 2019

reniseance

The period of time following the middle ages but just before the renaissance. It was a shameful part of history where there was much poverty as well as an outbreak of diseases and hair lice. It has since been erased from most textbooks and it's difficult to research information on it.

Britney: OMG, I have hair lice!
Chris: Stupid hair lice, leave britney alone!
Earl: Omg, did you know that there was a hair lice outbreak before the renaissance?
Annie: Really? Interesting...
Edna: Ya, it took place during the reniseance.
Chris: Earl, Annie, Edna, you guys are stupid, once again…

by chris dofer January 15, 2008

Tourniquet Resistant Patient

A tourniquet resistant patient (TRP) that is so morbidly obese that a pneumatic tourniquet, despite the highest safe setting, will not be able to adequately restrict blood flow to the extremity to allow bloodless surgery. The sheer girth of the extremity precludes effective tourniquet use.

I wouldn't be so confident. Just looking at this patient's leg makes me think she is a Tourniquet Resistant Patient. You'll be awash in blood despite the tourniquet. Good luck my friend.

by ohal0012 April 25, 2021

Boner Resistant

Someone who is exceedingly ugly or repulsive that you can't possibly be attracted to them. Turning off the lights won't even help this person.

Dude, this chick I saw last night at the club was so ugly, she was boner resistant!

by 1812marine May 27, 2016

self remittance

The act of sending yourself money in a foreign account to spend in that country. The money can be used for shopping, partying and clubbing.

Hey Mike, I just sent a self remittance for my vacation to the Philippines.

by jeff phillis August 7, 2020

Viagra Resistant

A women so hidously ugly that viagra (or alcohol) will not make them attractive.

Friend: "Hey Joe, I hear you have a new lady boss, maybe if you get with her you will get a raise."

Joe: "No way man, have you seen her, she is so ugly, she would be viagra resistant!

by charliedad March 15, 2009