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Waiter Reparations

Waiter Reparations (1984 – Present day)

Waiter Reparations, slang. A waiter that has been stiffed and under-tipped by the African-American community so many times that he or she believes their obligations for the evils of slavery have already been fulfilled.
“I’ve already paid my fair share to the blacks by the lack of money I did not make when I was waiting tables. I’ve done my part in paying waiter reparations.”

Please refer to Department of Treasury Form 2-X-90007 Adjustment Claim African-American Reparation Form for Service Employee Workers
by Adolf Schicklgruber June 17, 2006
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repartee

the after party to one up the lame party you're currently attending
Girl: "I'mma see you at the repartee!"

Drunk guy with a lampshade on his head: "braaahhhh, re-par-tayy!"
by OMLTSP August 17, 2010
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Traitor of the workplace. Will leave after 3 months and go to the enemies. Say no goodbyes. Heartless.
Looks like sunshine, however, the Repsher is a dark cloud on a sunny day.
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repatriate

"Politically-correct" bullshit for DEPORT.
The foreigner was repatriated to his home country because he tried to find a job so he could pay his medical bills.
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REPAIRMAN

Character from the 1996 Nickelodeon Show "Kenan and Kel" played by Kel Mitchell. Always attempted to fix things but just straight out broke them even more.
WOMAN: Oh, REPAIRMAN, please fix our television set.

REPAIRMAN: No Problem Ma'am, I'm REPAIRMAN MAN MAN MAN MAN MAN MAN (smashes tv with hammer.)
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Repak

The magical little Indian boy who comes in and re-packs the bong after the bowl is done.
I think it's time for Repak to make an appearance
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reparate

To give reparations - compensation for insult or injury
Reparate Me for making my ancestors live as slaves, you White Devil!
by ReparateMe.com December 29, 2007
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