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Dirty Reuben

A sex act which starts off with the man wearing those Groucho Marx-looking glasses. You know…the ones with the fake nose and mustache. Next the man has anal sex with his female partner. After the man ejaculates into her anus he stuffs grilled corned beef and sauerkraut in the woman’s “dirty” anus mixing it around and coating the sandwich mixture nicely with his used cum. Next the man (still wearing his Groucho glasses of course) removes the Reuben mixture, places it between two pieces of toasted rye and feeds it to the woman. Voilà! A Dirty Reuben!
Man, did you see that Dirty Reuben show in Tijuana last week?
by Cavedwellar October 26, 2006
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reuben

It's a sandwhich with cornedbeef ( a type of meat) , saurkraut and russian dressing
dude1: man, i'm starving

dude2: yeah man, could really eat a massive reuben right now

dude1: radical dude.
by Dànaidh September 13, 2006
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renuberated

To be extremely intoxicated by any form of narcotic!
I was so Renuberated last night I ate Rosie O'Donnel out!
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Reliberacrat

What you are when you want to be political but don't really want to limit yourself to one party. It's a combination of being Republican, Liberal and Democrat, all rolled into one!
I can't decide which political party I want to be a part of so I'll choose what I like from each party and be a Reliberacrat! Problem solved!
by MyBigLife December 27, 2011
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reuben

reuben has the largest penis known to man. he absoutley demolishesis pussy everyday
hey did you see reuben?

yeah my batty tingling.
by Reuben<34 January 13, 2021
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Reuben Kursch

The ultimate lakers fan. Someone who bleeds purple and gold. Calls Bill Russells era “the era of plumbers and factory workers”.
Claims the Celtics haven’t been relevant since the 1960’s
Look at that collection of Lakers memorabilia, he must be a real Reuben Kursch
by LakersFan17 April 5, 2022
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Reuben

An erect inverted Mike Fiday handstands while another male straddles his taint, while inserting and thrusting their erected members into each designated sphincter; this continues until the act of thrusting results in complete and utter satisfaction... oscillating meat.
"Hey, where is Fiday? I need my daily Reuben!"; "My taint is bleeding from this raw passionate reuben!"
by Taylor McAnderson February 9, 2008
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