Jordan U Data Recovery

The act of destroying any Apple iMac for various reasons. A reference to when Jordan U destroyed his 2017 iMac to take the HDD out.
"I was being so frustrated with my slow Core 2 Duo iMac so I had to do Jordan U data recovery on it"
by trolltime12 December 25, 2023
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"K-shaped" economic recovery

An economic recovery in which the wealthiest benefit or gain new advantages from the recovery while everyone else continues to suffer and for the some and most poorest maters continually gets worse.
The "k-shaped" economic recovery was not a recovery for the poor, it was a downward spiral into poverty.
by mlhiss September 10, 2020
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Recovery Addiction

Stage three of a "recovery" relapse, rehabilitation drama.. that is in its-self an incureable addiction

No recovery was ever intended or even possible as it is the drama leading up to "recovery" that is the addiction..

See also Relapsturbation, Rehabturbation
Dude don't bother talking to him, he has Recovery Addiction and is just into Rehabturbation too set up the next poor me Relapsturbation session
by Bill the Random December 21, 2010
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California recovery

Enjoying only the substances which are legal in California such as weed and alcohol.
I no longer smoke meth. I'm now in California Recovery!
by Rebel F. Lawless May 10, 2022
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Recovery

A constant state of forgetfulness and retelling stories of a party night in which you should have attended following an injury. This state can last anywhere from a single comic panel to a nine hour call on discord.
"Dude, you shoulda been there! Anyway, I'm in recovery."
by hydeousProphecy July 13, 2024
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zoophile recovery

A zoophile who decided to go to therapy and try to get better instead of feeding into their sick fantasies and raping animals. Very much valid. (the recovery, If you want to rape animals and NOT get better then fuck you)
Katie: Did you hear? Mike is going to therapy.
Khris: Yeah, Hes a zoophile thats trying to get better and remove the sick fucking images from his mind. Hes going to zoophile recovery.
Katie: Good. Zoophiles are horrible.
by kendrick lamars left ass cheek September 21, 2024
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fast recovery

He has fast recovery, he can go at me all night!
by Vallie.E February 28, 2023
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