Rattlesnake Bill's eliminiment

A medicated topical preparation that's purportedly intended to soothe muscle-pain/stiffness, but is so horrendously powerful/concentrated (think, the searingly-strong stuff that Laurel Jr. spilled onto Hardy Jr.'s behind after accidentally shooting him with the BB gun in the movie "Brats", with predictably hysterical-screaming-and-writhing results) that the unfortunate user of said concoction actually feels like it's murdering ("eliminating") him.

Perhaps Achmed didn't get his flesh removed by the "premature detonation" of his suicide-bomb --- on the show, it is stated that Achmed's son AJ had "sent him a bottle of skin-lotion" as a gift, so maybe it was actually Rattlesnake Bill's eliminiment, and it literally dissolved the flesh right off him. It's no wonder, then, that the resentful Achmed later contemptuously "sent him back half a bottle", and that AJ now looks largely "skeletonized", just like his body-less dad... probably HE tried some of the eliminiment on HIMSELF, with similarly-horrific results.

by QuacksO June 12, 2018

Rattlesnake

When someone goes above and beyond to be extra secretive and deceitful and more shady than a person usually would be.

Did you see what Kim did last week at school? She cheated on 4 of her tests and was flirting behind her boyfriend's back. She's such a Rattlesnake.

by CaliFORya49 September 3, 2017

The Rattlesnake

When a guy grows out his pubes, puts beads in them, and then shakes them to let his lady know he’s primed and ready

I was gonna go to bed, but then I heard my BF doing The Rattlesnake and I knew it was game on

by protoiletrider June 16, 2022

Rattlesnake

The sexual act of prolapsing your partners asshole while in doggy position and sticking a maraca at the end of the prolapse. Afterwards, the person with the non prolapsed asshole startles their partner causing them to rattle their butt, shaking the maraca similar to a rattle snake.

Kyle: “Hey man how was last night with that girl”

Thomas: “We had a great time! She made me rattlesnake all night”

Kyle: “Ahh lucky. I’ve always wanted to be the rattlesnake”

by King richie the third June 27, 2024