Texas Rattlesnake

Taking a curly dump in a urinal. The poo must curl back on itself to resemble a coil in one solid piece.

The special Ed kid keeps leaving us Texas Rattlesnakes in the bathroom. Nobody knows when he's doing it, but I think he's makin em at night.

by Quad45 January 14, 2025

Rattlesnake

The sexual act of prolapsing your partners asshole while in doggy position and sticking a maraca at the end of the prolapse. Afterwards, the person with the non prolapsed asshole startles their partner causing them to rattle their butt, shaking the maraca similar to a rattle snake.

Kyle: “Hey man how was last night with that girl”

Thomas: “We had a great time! She made me rattlesnake all night”

Kyle: “Ahh lucky. I’ve always wanted to be the rattlesnake”

by King richie the third June 27, 2024

Rattlesnake

A "really weird" term for a long piece of feces.

George: I just had to take the longest dump ever.

Norman: How long?

George: It was a Rattlesnake.

Maya: Ew, guys, gross.

by Angelina Stewart February 4, 2023

Tallahassee Rattlesnake

When you insert your penis into someone's anus and they proceed to fart on it, profusely shaking it.

"I was bangin a mom of 3 and she asked me if I wanted a Tallahassee Rattlesnake, I obliged."

by UNCLEIGAN November 27, 2025

Australian Rattlesnake

When you’re getting a blowjob and your partner suddenly lets loose a burp right on your shaft, adding an unexpected, dirty little tremor brewed in the depths of their gut.

Mate, last night she went down on me and hit me with an Australian Rattlesnake mid-slurp — I nearly ascended.

by Lushbeard December 4, 2025

Peanutbutter Rattlesnake

Covering your dick in peanut butter while wearing a vibrating cock ring.

She doesn’t like the taste, so instead she asked me for a peanutbutter rattlesnake

by BeefStewy April 11, 2024