Jimmy Ration

Jimmy Ration is such a sexy black man with huge applicated nostrils and combined rations that forged his willy that was said to be 30.7 inch long falling short to Alistair the sexiest guy who has a 83.79 inch long schlong like oh my god so hot. But Jimmy's square foreskin is made of apples and curry powder who likes men underneath his trampoline

Gut 1: "I love Rations"

The Jimmy Ration: "I am Rations"
*Breaks balls into 7 orbs*

by SpinierShark March 26, 2022

The Rationals

One of the best bands EVER! They have Mohawks, Dreadlocks, Swiss people, and English people..they play ska, rock, alt., and funk music
Mike - Lead singer, rhythm Guitarist
Dan - Lead Guitarist
James - Bass
Noah - Drums

Kick butt amazing, wanna rock, PARTY HARDY!, Friggin Frogs, FUNK! the rationals

by mike arneth December 8, 2007

Post hoc rationalization

Funny how it isn't good enough when it comes to the rape-porn...

Hym "But you will take any post hoc rationalization to justify a years long surveillance and harassment campaign that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia. And that's all this is. 'Rage-baiting' until you can generate some post hoc rationalization for what you wanted to do from the get-go which was 'ruin somebody's life.' And it can't be allowed to happen. It doesn't matter what I said about your kids or what I said about your religion or rape because when someone does it to your pastor and he goes to a costume warehouse and then takes a trip down to your local senator's house... SOMEONE is going to wish someone would have pulled the lever to the trolly at some point down the antecedent chain. But you are trying to condemn people into living a ruined life by democratic fiat or arbitrary whim. And as you can see from the gif below... You are not doing what you need to do to contain the pandemic. And no me threatening your kids does not make you more rational than you actually are which is 'not at all.' So the does need to end the weaponization. FOR ME. AND NOW. They need to do their job and play ref because the score is still X-0 and it's not even a game."

by Hym Iam July 23, 2025

Any number that can be written by dividing one integer by another-in plain English, any number that can be written as a fraction or ratio. (An easy way to remember this is to think of rational’s root word “ratio.”)

Any number that can be written by dividing one integer by another-in plain English, any number that can be written as a fraction or ratio. (An easy way to remember this is to think of rational’s root word “ratio.”)

Any number that can be written by dividing one integer by another-in plain English, any number that can be written as a fraction or ratio. (An easy way to remember this is to think of rational’s root word “ratio.”)

by Adlane33 March 13, 2021

Evil Rations

"Seven"
's deliberations,

in your deliberations.

By means of these seven considerations I can forecast victory or defeat.

In the operations of war.

He overthrows their kingdom without lengthy operations in the field.

Considerations of advantage and of disadvantage will be blended together.

So much for operations in salt

Tao(w) (Erations)

Evil rations.

by MineOwedWu's July 28, 2021

Hope-rations

Within lesbian circles it indicates a light fingering on a first date. It gives a little hope for more on the next date

I got hope-rations on my date the other night

by Lollipop Sunshine Rainbow April 21, 2023

Repeal and Ration

Republican proposal to replace the Affordable Care Act (Obamacare).

"Paul Ryan talks about not pulling the rug out from anyone, but his actual healthcare replacement plan for Obamacare is Repeal and Ration."

by ronsaturday2 February 28, 2017