raperspective

An optimistic review of events that could have turned out worse, based on the notion that they didn't include any prison rape.

"My boss yelled at me and my car broke down, but in raperspective it wasn't that bad of a day."

by internetsensation February 9, 2009

Raperage

Raperage (n.) - rayp rahyge

A state of being where a person is so enraged by something sexually provocative and unobtainable that they become a mixture of angry and horny.

She's such a god-damn cocktease, shes put me in a right raperage, i'm either going to knock one out or knock her out.

by J'aime Fererro December 13, 2010

river raped

A Texas Hold'em term. It is where someone with a weak hand manages to get a very nice hand at the last possible moment (ie. the River), completely defeating your previously-good hand.

I stormed out of the casino after being river raped 5 times in a row!

by FUMA March 19, 2006

Web Raped

When a new person (female) posts up in a forum with scantily clad pictures or even just a face shot. She is immediately hounded by all of the single and not so single forum perverts to the point where the thread gets closed, locked or just disappears.

Did you catch that new girls thread? She was jumped by like 4 different guys on the forum until the admin closed it. Yeah, she was web raped...

by slowdog13 September 28, 2009

Booty Butt Nigga Raped

When you have an embarrassing death in a video game

Damn, That guy totally Booty Butt Nigga Raped me when he did that 360 No Scope

by Butter Knife Bob November 20, 2022

rice raper

A non-Japanese performance car/bike that regularly defeats Japanese performance cars/bikes (rice) in races.

My Trans Am is the ultimate Rice Raper!

Holy Shit bro', there's a Nissan GTR pulling up beside us. You're screwed dude!

by Carman Ghia March 12, 2009

paper raper

noun:: one who looks at, and/or masturbates to anime porn. see hentai

dude. thats fuckin sick. i can believe you get off to that anime shit, you sick paper raper.

by jenou April 28, 2007