Randy 

Noun, used to refer to some random person.

"Some randy added me on facebook, I don't even know who they are." "Ya some randy just texted me, I think they had the wrong number."

Randy by Kevin Flannigan February 20, 2010

Randy 

The guy who thinks he’s hard and the best at everything, but in reality he has no friends.

Randy’s coming last in the race again. No wonder he has no friends.

Randy by Stalker_99 June 29, 2018

randy 

n. mentally retarded child.
adj. stupid, retarded

Man, that kid is randy.

randy by Ralexmonster January 22, 2011

randy 

Someone who is over 18 and is sexually attracted to younger children; pedophile...

Randy is going to be a pedophile next year, he's going out with a younger person.

randy by marissalovesrandy<3 April 23, 2008

randy 

a shorter way to say random, coincidental, unexpected

ayee ernest that message was hella randy.

randy by ernestcapalla August 25, 2007

randy 

a ghostly duck.
someone who doesn't have internet and nothing better to do so he jacks off in his closet, then when someone walks in he says there was a ghost, and he left his ectoplasm all over the walls.

josh:"randy wtf have you been doing in here?!"

randy"it was a ghost, i swear! And he left his ectoplasm!"

randy by ?!?! May 8, 2008

Randy 

A lovable guy who just does'nt know how to FUCK OFF. This individual also believes gummy bears will climb all over his body and molest him thoroughly at nite when he sleeps and that if he sits on a toilet a hand will come up to tickle his leathery chode so he squats on the toilet every time. This individual also fakes handicap by claiming he is a chronic masturbator and cannot work but really is just a horny fuck and makes cord bracelets while he whacks it in public. This individual also hates any member of the powerful Koontz clan and their dreaded homosexual walrus-like sea monster the Shnagglepuss and plots how to bring about their downfall via deadly homosexual pranks. Finally Randy usually wears glasses and likes watching true blood with a cold beer in one hand a thumb up his ass from his other hand while dressed as prince (complete with glitter.) Various aliases are: cheeseburger walrus, inflatable elvis, THE fuck off artist, Bobandi

What the fuck ese' stop whackin it every time you see vampires on tv man its weird fuck off!?

Hey how bout you fuck off randy ya cheeseburger walrus!

Hey i heard randys off da cheesburgas?! Bro mothafuckas wit gutz like dat aint ooooff da cheeseburgas know what im sayin? mothafuckas wit gutz like dat are definetly oooon da cheezburgaz like randy's ass

Randy by chapterblack January 11, 2013