RAM

A pale, feeble person that has no hope of accomplishing any dream because his father takes away any opportunity to spoil the family dog.

Richard isn't going to college because his father spent his college fund on a European backpacking trip with Fluffy. The admissions office of Harvard offered Richard a full ride if he could get the Dean a bowl of cereal, but the eight layers of Mini Wheats proved to be too much of a challenge. Poor guy is such a RAM.

by Bonnie McGuire March 30, 2009

ram

To be an utter annoyance, constant bothering, persistant.

Friend 1: Who keeps calling you?
Friend 2: It's that girl from the bar. She keeps ramming my cell phone.

by aBecka June 7, 2005

Ram

When a man pulls his testicles up, and partially over, his penis. This is usually done while lying down. This is the opposite of the Taco.

"Say, I was scratching the underside of my balls, and when they were pulled up it looked like the head of a Ram."

by Taco Fruit Salad September 7, 2008

Ram

A Goat God from Norse mythology that could create mountain from its feces.
Often worshipped by crazy people by "ram" ming their peepees in holes

For example, Senpai please ram my ass.

by Smartypants xxx January 10, 2019

ram

1.Run at me
2. run a my mum

Hey, adam Shut up and ram

by ben617 August 21, 2007

Ram

Describes a situation where there are many people therefore creating a very crowded situation

Damn, the London underground was RAAAAM today.

by ©™ October 15, 2003

RAM

Could be used to define a type of Dodge Truck....But my definition for it is a marvelous girl who is absolutely breath-taking and a great friend!

Guy 1: Woah... look at that SWEET dodge RAM truck!!

Guy 2: Woahhhhh... look at that chick in it! I bet she's RAM, cuz she is FINE!

by Jessica Ann. November 8, 2007