nonlinear response

A reaction that is out of measure with its impetus.

Kyle: "Hey Linda, have you got the time?"
Linda: "Eat a dick Kyle"
Brian: "nonlinear response there Linda. Its 9:30 Kyle"

by jake jeckle December 19, 2008

Video Response

When you write something very important to a person in Yahoo Messenger, and that person says nothing, but in stead, she gives you a link to a video on youtube, that has nothing to do with what you just said

Andrew_1907: Simone, I really have to admit that… how should I put it… I feel so inlove right now

Simone_angel: (link)

Andrew_1907: Oh, great tune. I like the video too. Cool... video response.

by Androix October 6, 2009

FIRST RESPONDER

Someone who is overly praised for getting paid to do their job like anyone else, in the career that they chose but needs their ego stroked at the same time.

Wow isn't that firefighter doing a great job being the first one at a medical call each and everytime, we should all praise that first responder!!

Sure glad that cop gave him a ticket!!! Wait a minute let's thank him and post about it how grateful we are he's a first responder.

by Tampon12 November 13, 2018

Thirst Responder

A man who will reliably and appropriately respond to a tastefully thirsty snapchat and/or text when a lady is in the mood for positive attention.

She was feelin' herself, so she snapped a thirst responder for some male validation.

by merbb September 9, 2020

Wendy’s Twitter responses

Person: hey @Wendy’s what should I get from McDonald’s

Wendy: a map to Wendy’s

I love Wendy’s twitter responses

by Your hande January 12, 2019

Cookie cutter response

Made by the billions. No good information. Makes few happy. Great way to start an altercation or adverse reaction.

Now that's a cookie cutter response.

by Colorado Kid 78 February 26, 2021

First Responder

A first responder is an induvidual who has completed a USDOT approved 40-hour course. Similar in training to an Emergency Medical Technician-Basic (EMT-B), first responders are capable of providing basic emergency medical care such as cardio-pulmonary resuscitation (CPR), automatic defibrillation, bleeding control, splinting, and assisting with childbirth.

The people who most commonly become first responders are firefighters, law enforcement officers, lifeguards, camp counselors, school staff, industrial workers, and any other person who may be the first to come in contact with a medical emergency.

While employed at the automtive plant, Mike witnessed a machinery accident, in which a co-woker became seriously injured. With his first responder training, Mike was able to stop the bleeding until the paramedics arrived.

With her first responder training, Brooke saved a drowning victim at the local pool.

by DeSoto September 7, 2009