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Replacement Girlfriend

A girl who is friends with a boy with a girlfriend. When his girlfriend is away (or asleep or just not responding) the friend is his “replacement girlfriend”. He treats her almost as he would his normal girlfriend.
Lauren is Drew’s replacement girlfriend when his real one is asleep.
by Pudgy Monkey March 5, 2024
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Replacement level

I had to fix it thrice! "Uuuuh... Why is Hilter black guys? Derrrrrr"
Hym "Ha! Yeah. Replacement level."
by Hym Iam August 24, 2024
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Replace

No. That's alright.
Hym "No, you don't gotta replace her. Just remove all ancillary statuses. So, Jon Jones you can't fuck my wife anymore. Megyn Kelly ruined it for everybody."
by Hym Iam November 16, 2025
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Baby Replace Jutsu

Definition 1: when your girl gives birth to your baby but it's damn ugly, so you replace it with a baby that looks cute and not like a forty year old man.
Definition 2: when your girl gives birth but you're not in need of a baby so, you replace it with a baby of another race, blame your girl and dip.
DEF 1: Friend 1: "yo you've got a really cute baby, congrats!"
Friend 2: "ye thanks, it was nothing a little "Baby Replace Jutsu couldn't fix.""
Friend 1: "WHA-"

DEF 2: Friend1: " yo, where is your baby, I thought your girl gave birth?"
Friend 2: "ye, it's funny cos after a bit of "Baby Replace Jutsu" it turned out the baby wasn't even mine!"
Friend 1: "what does that mean?"
by naruto_dictionary February 22, 2021
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ihy(replace)

when you love someone but youre in the foenem zone so you cant say it.
by Broenem September 15, 2022
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Lightbulb replacer

A person whose profession is to replace lightbulbs for people who are too lazy to do it themselves. It is also on of the lowest paying jobs.
My cousin never did any of his work in school, and now he is a lightbulb replacer.
by SweatyWalrus July 29, 2023
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Chicken-Replace-inator

A machine that replaces something with the nearest chicken. Can work on chickens too.
Look, Perry the Platypus, my Chicken-Replace-inator!!
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