The Quest

The search for someone to have a sexual experience with after months of celibacy either by choice or disfigurement.

The Quest continues for Guy.

by Cris Coy February 10, 2009

Queertard

(n/v.) A retarded, homosexual

The beezy was actin` lika queertard!

by Big Oso Loc & Circles May 17, 2006

Questie

A fan of Quest Crew who are of America's Best Dance Crew fame.

Damn, that questie is a hater.

by livery April 7, 2009

Quest For Fur

n: a fictitious pornographic video, supposedly filmed in the early 1980's, which fictional housewife Lois Griffin would have preferred to keep secret.

It was revealed in the episode "And I'm Joyce Kinney", (Season 9, Episode 9) by none other than Joyce Kinney herself.

Male 1: Dude, did you see Family Guy last night?!

Male 2: No, why, what happened?

Male 1: Lois was in a porno called Quest For Fur!

by GrammarHero January 17, 2011

Vision Quest

Taking a long-duration hallucinogenic drug and going to a scenic area like a park or somewhere beautiful.

We took ayahuasca and went on a Vision Quest. This entailed wandering aimlessly through the woods. The demons in the trees guided us and we were never heard from again. (until we awoke on a bed of pine needles and wandered home)

by Caesar Weenis November 18, 2012

Questimation Mark

This is used when someone asks a very important question. It is the use of a question mark and an exclamation point.

Mary, are you pregnant?!
No but that was a good use of a Questimation Mark.

by teeners16 November 3, 2010

Queeter

Those little chunks in a piece of poop that look like corn.

Man my shit last night wsa so full of queeter!

by Joecrazy January 6, 2008