When you're talking with someone who says stuff you can't make sense out of, so you treat their sentences as a superposition of all possible interpretations and reply to them generically enough such that when the point finally becomes clear, all your previous replies still make sense and you didn't end up having to make a fool out of yourself along the way.
I've had such a quantum conversation with my friend again. Thankfully I finally managed to understand what he was on about before I agreed to something stupid.
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"Quantum materialism is friends with extraphysical materialism, advocating extraphysical materialism is just an advanced stage of materialism and might be a complement of quantum materialism."
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I meet Caroline on the way in to work at the same time every day, and for the smallest fraction of a second longer than would occur strictly by chance our eyes lock together, and nothing else worth noting happens but we're cool about it. I guess you could say we're quantum dating.
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My girlfriend and I were having awesome Quantum Electrodynamics last night, but then my roommate observed us and collapsed the wave function.
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