Quaffling

The process of angrily masturbating. Also known as the "solo anger bang." Usually done after an unsuccessful trip to the clubs while your roommate is banging someone.

guy 1: Dude you haven't danced with anyone tonight!
guy 2 (angrily): Yea I know! I guess I'll just end up quaffling tonight.

by NotGriffin March 2, 2010

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quake bait

a woman who causes earthquakes by wearing revealing clothing and behaving in a promiscuous manner

Hey, check out Miss Quake Bait over there. Could that bathing suit leave any less to the imagination?

by emjay739 April 21, 2010

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Quaffle

When two or more people are in a quarrel but it is not a serious argument, more a foolish disagreement.

Blend of the two words: quarrel and kerfuffle

Person one: Were Susan and Bob in a quarrel
Person two: No, they’re having more of a quaffle though they do have horrid marital problems due to his inability to create a regular old plumbis

by BATTALIONS96 September 17, 2019

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quager

no meaning, Can mean anything.

"i'm on my way to quager your mom"

by mom quagerer October 1, 2020

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Quakecraft

A first-person shooter minigame which is the oldest mode on Minecraft's Hypixel Network.

Person A – "Dude, wanna play BedWars?"
Person B – "What the hell, that game is so toxic, hell no!"
Person A – "Okay, what about Quakecraft then?"
Person B –"Bring it on."

by thomassangster November 7, 2021

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Dehydration Quaff

(1.) When a very elderly man ejaculates and only a cloud of sperm comes out.

(2.) Same scenario as #1 but only occurs when a younger male whacks-off while dehydrated causing a sperm misting effect.

I was whacking-off while hiking in the desert and had a dehydration quaff because I hadn't been drinking my urine like Bear Grylls does.

by niggasteve11 March 12, 2010

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