piotr

One big boi small soi. He will beat his meat.

Hey look a Piotr beating his meat!

by TheLegendaryGiraffe May 16, 2018

POOTR

Permanently Out Of The Rotation. Used to describe a place that you frequented but no longer will go, typically because of a bad experience.

There was a hair in my food at our usual spot, that place is POOTR.

by Smooterless4life May 11, 2009

Protractor Panic

The panic before a math exam when somebody asks if you need a protractor for the test. Five minutes later everybody is panicing because they do not have a protractor. Eventually somebody realises that nodody needs a protractor and assures people that their panic is unnecessary.

girl1: Wait, do we need a Protractor for this test?
guy1: um, I don't know, I'll ask jason

5 minutes later
The whole class: Shit, i don't have a Protractor. Do you have a spare?!

10 minutes later
Girl2: Guys, this is just protractor panic, relax! We don't need Protractors.

by mathsislame November 21, 2010

piotrek

Very sexy guy who likes riding bikes and your father’s dick.

- Do you know that he fucked my father again??
- omg he’s such a piotrek!

by clitisfake May 1, 2022

Potribution

Whether you smoke, grow, sell, etc. marijuana, your making contribution to society this way.

dude: i jus sold a dime to that guy.
other dude: you jus made a potribution.

by quehacestres January 27, 2010

pootrash

Pootrash is what you refer to when you fart too hard and it gIves you a rash in your buttcrack.

Aww man, do you have some ointment, my pootrash is itching again.

by Friedgreenhoslaya May 27, 2016

pjotr

Ass

You are being a real pjotr

by Mork69420 January 17, 2018