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poord

A slang word for faeces, also known as shit, poo or crap. The word was derived from the word poo, but given a twist.
"I just took a poord in Jaymen's toilet." - David

"I'm gonna go take a poord." - Albert
by rick james melbourne1 September 5, 2009
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poor kid's christmas

The feeling of euphoria one gets when broke and someone(i.e. parents relatives, friends etc.) let you forage in their fridge and cabinets.

most notable recipients are college kids and kids just graduated and living alone.
kid one:Dude! my mom just gave me a grip of left overs and canned shit.

kid two: Cool, sounds like poor kid's christmas!
by fxckface February 16, 2008
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Poorigus

An imaginary spirit of a demon goblin chicken who will only follow you if you have sinned. Poorigus comes from the Great Cyrus king of all negative spirits.
I feel as if there is a Poorigus following me.
by Cyrus Deven December 5, 2009
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Poordom

Boredom from the result of being poor - Haven't got the money to go out and go shopping/get wasted/have a meal with friends.
You: "How are you?"

Friend: "Kinda poored, I need a job!"

You: "Same... Poordom is the worst! Let's rob a bank so then we can just be bored?"

Friend: "yeah!"
by 93Joe93 August 5, 2009
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poor chick attitude

A loud obnoxious attitude put on to put up a front. The uglier the poor chick the louder they are in everyday conversation.

The more loud and insecure they are the more bullshit they spew.

Usually found bragging about being busted by the feds and pistol whipped since it's the highlight of their life.
Sandra grew up in section 8 and was done wrong by everyone in her life and now has the poor chick attitude.
by vortexed0 June 28, 2010
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poor door

A separate entrance made for a building that segregates affordable housing from the intended tenants of a housing development. Prevalent in the UK and in the US where the developer(such as Extell) uses a loophole to show a Victorian-era distaste for mixed-income housing.
I'm sorry sir, but your pass only permits you to enter through the poor door down that dark alley.
by nomelitas August 4, 2014
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Poor Man Shower

When you stick your head under the tap because you don't have time for a shower.
Man #1: You don't have time to shower, you're gonna be late for your wedding
Man #2: Start the car, I'm gonna take a poor man shower
by JustFred August 8, 2014
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