Perch

What does perch mean? That can be answered with another question... What doesn't perch mean?

Can aslo be said as; Perchy, used as a noun adjective or any other part of speech.

Becky: Woah those people seemed pretty perch.
Rachel: Yeah, very perchy.

by Awesomeninjabeast February 17, 2010

Percher

A fart, that after attempting to hold in, escapes in a loud, violent, foul-smelling burst.

"Ma, I tried to hold it, but it was a percher!"

by Keira Kei July 22, 2006

perchaps

its perhaps...but chaps

"Do you want to go to cook-out?"

"perchaps"

by chazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz July 5, 2009

Perching

The act of sitting upon the bar of a school desk rather than the seat itself. Normally one's excuse for this is because "they like to be above everybody else".

"Yo, that girl is perching so hard"
"Yeah, she looks like an owl"

by Tanner11 October 14, 2011

perch and rotate

Go fuck yourself

Go perch and rotate masturbate by mounting that fence post dildo any inanimate object

by Ilalo October 28, 2017

keg perch

The act of squatting on top of a keg with tap in mouth while flapping your arms, aka wings, and drinking heavily.

On lookers must partake in "caw-ing" while you ingest copius amounts of the adult beverage.

Man: "Did you see Jared Keg Perch it?"
Woman: "Did you see Jared Spiderman me?"
Man: "Touche"

by PTHmatt November 22, 2007

Perch

Dick

Oh my god, your such a perch

by Ryan Farnsworth January 23, 2009