putín

Spanish slang for a small minded manwhore

This guy is a simple putín,

by Elhenaine March 6, 2019

Vladimir Putin

Some thirsty ass mofo who wants world domination

Vladimir Putin: We've seized Crimea and now we've got Ukraine in our hands, nothing can stop me now from world domination, MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Secretary: Uh- Mr. Putin
Vladimir Putin: WHAT, WHAT??? Can't you see I'm having my evil moment??
Secretary: Yes Mr. Putin, but to your dismay, Ukraine is winning the war.
Vladimir Putin: I-

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian March 1, 2022

vladimir putin

Donald Trumps Dad

wow, did you see Vladimir Putin yesterday

by talos gamer February 22, 2017

Putinanny

Slang for shawdy's pussy, snatch, or clitorious.
Often used as nanny and putin.

"Yo Laquisha let me get that putinanny"

by Bruh-kwan-do October 3, 2016

putinstat

A magical statistic of the one and only Vladamir Putin.

You hear about that new putinstat.

by Specialguy3151 July 23, 2017

Putin hub

A website that showcases pornography videos of our beloved Russian man Putin himself

What are you doing step putin

Oh im just watching some putin hub

by Putin loverxoxo October 31, 2021

Putin Number

A deadly or evil number on the manpower and military equipment, or on the timing of a kidnapping, terrorist attack, or foreign invasion, that Dictator Vladimir Putin would get from his military advisers in order for Russian forces, spies, terrorists, or mercenaries to cause the most damage to their political foes or to any anti-Russia or anti-Putin nations.

Be it in poisoning political foes living in foreign lands, sending extra mercenaries to Ukraine, or shipping ammunition to keep rogue leaders in power, all these evil acts require an optimal Putin number to minimize failure and avoid global embarrassment.

by Covido March 5, 2022