pretendadate

Going out with a friend of the opposite sex and pretendings it a date.

Me and lisa went out for dinner and a movie. Little did she know it was a pretendadate

by Benny Frederick February 12, 2009

let's pretend

Any imagination game for children or playful adults. Empowers people to share and have fun.

Children: "You be queen and I'll be king. Let's pretend."

Adults: "Let's pretend we're bunny rabbits this weekend."

by yes juanito yes April 3, 2015

Pretendian

An actor or actress of non-Native American descent who plays a Native American on the screen or stage.

I'm not an Indian, but I play one on TV.

So, you're a pretendian?

Taylor Lautner, in the new Twilight film, prime example of a modern day pretendian.

by Roger Darrelson February 17, 2010

pretendies

Slang for mid-grade pot. Short for "pretend kind" buds. Usually a kind strain but poorly grown or accidently allowed to germinate from male plants. Still better than schwag, but not as good as kind. Going rates in Boulder, CO..

kind bud...$50 per 1/8th ounce. Very nice. No seeds. Smells/tastes great. 1-3 hits should do you. See Northern Lights.

Pretendies...$100 per ounce. Usually green and fluffy. Perhaps some seeds. Smells/tastes good. May need 2-5 hits for nice groove. Sometimes called beesters.

Schwag...$60 per ounce. Can be dark green or brown. Lots of seeds. Sometimes formed in brick squares. Smells/tastes earthy or like dirt. Will need 4+ hits to get high. Sometimes only produces headache.

Dude, I can't get any kind buds. How 'bout we buy some pretendies?

by Purple Bong December 18, 2005

pretend lesbian

a girl who pretends to be a lesbain beacuse it is "in to be a lesbian"`

Oh my she is such a pretend lesbian!

by noel fieldings hairspray August 5, 2008

Pretengineer

One who has never obtained licensure or even earned an undergraduate degree in engineering, but tells people he's an engineer anyway in order to stroke his ego. Technically unlawful under most jurisdictions.

Chase tells everyone he's a professional engineer, but he's only obtained a 2-year technician's degree. What a pretengineer.

by Hairdressor459 July 12, 2017

preteen

Anyone under 13 years old. The 9 to 13 crowd is called tweens.

For an eye full of tweens, Google "CSM models"

by FridgeRaider December 11, 2004