puern

A very much more sophisticated word for "porn." Much more sexual and comical value to it.

I was home bored, so I just watched some puern all day.

by Lyndon State Baseball 08 February 27, 2008

Puerto Rico

A former colony of Spain, now a moderately self-governing island territory of the United States located just east of the Dominican Republic. Puerto Rico used to have a proud and vibrant political culture now mired in corruption and a dead end obsession with the stale-mated status debate. Puerto Ricans have their own distinct culture, slang and history and are noted for their artistic, dramatic, athletic achievements and for their beauty. Puerto Rico also has the highest number of institutes of higher learning in the region. Puerto Rico also has the highest per capita GNP of latin america and a diversified economy with large tourist, manufacturing, health, education and service centers.

¡Qué lindo es mi Puerto Rico!

by BGH January 9, 2005

Pomeranian

A small (3-7lbs) dog that originated from breeding large Spitz-type sled dogs down in size. They are awesome, spunky, feisty and great for anyone who wants a Husky but doesn't want to RUN RUN RUN all day long.

People who want to put them in purses, not neuter/spay them, let them breed willy-nilly, never train them, and let them bark ALL THE GODDAMN TIME are ruining this breed for the rest of us.

My Pomeranian has a Canine Good Citizenship title, doesn't bark at strangers and loves his life because he's treated like a real dog. Paris Hilton's Pomeranian wants to die but wants her to die before it does.

by LittleDogsAreRealDogsToo May 27, 2009

puberty

Something Justin Bieber hasn't experienced yet

Youve hit puberty but not Justin Bieber???????

by WhydoesUrbanDictionarycare? May 23, 2010

puerto rican credit card

A handgun. As seen on the 7th episode of Drawn Together's third season. Used by Captain Hero to intimidate mystery-solving musician Foxxy Love.

"Oh my god! Het gots a puerto rican credit card!"

by Lench Mob December 14, 2006

Puerto Rican Fog Bank

When a woman is giving you head, you turn around really quick and fart in her face. Bonus points are given if you can turn right back around and nut in her eye.

Dude, I just Puerto Rican Fog Banked that chick last night.

by DW DC February 28, 2009

The Puerto Rican Sledgehammer

A highly complex sexual maneuver involving a crane, various engines, nautical equipment and fire. Its origin is unknown, and it has only been performed once in the history of mankind. While the exact procedure remains unclear, it continues to be recognized as one of the world's most dangerous sexual acts.

Kevin: Dude, Mike was the only one to perform the Puerto Rican sledgehammer and survive. He came out of it with just a broken wrist!
Max: Boobies!

by SexSarge69 January 21, 2009