Psychosis

The act of not having enchanter have a function other than the original rune in shadowbane. This lack of changing an usable rune has resulted in easily 500 people not playing shadowbane.

You must be in psychosis bud.

by PP-Peekachew July 24, 2022

Psychosis

A severe episode of mental illness. Usually triggered by stress, trauma, drugs or Teegan. Can also happen randomly. Usually lasts up to a few weeks. Can last up to 6 months. Stay the fuck away from it!! It's the devil.

Teegan is the definition of psychosis

by This, that April 26, 2022

Karaoke Psychosis

a alcohol induced mental affliction which beguiles the sudferer into believing that between his fourth rum and coke and his sixth trip to the men's room he acquired the ability to sing.

Although frequently associated with karaoke, the affliction can accur anywhere industrial quantities of alcohol are consumed, music is played, and assholes abound.

Suddenly he could sing everything better than the original artists like he was touched by a Muse, but he was just suffering from karaoke psychosis.

by thearchangelofsex May 18, 2022

Politically Induced Psychosis

A powerful detachment from reality caused by obsessively reading politically charged conspiracy theories, and generally believing anything said by certain pundits who often pass off obvious falsehoods as truth. The primary characteristic is being susceptible to fervently believing extremely outlandish claims which are easily disproven by a simple Google search.

"Did you hear? They actually believe schools are installing litter boxes for students who identify as furries!"
"I know. It's Politically Induced Psychosis."

by NoxMelo March 25, 2022

Sunday Psychosis

Sunday Psychosis is the condition where it is hard to relax and have fun on a Sunday. Reasons fo rSunday psychosis maybe that you don't want to return to work on Monday, extreme boredom because you can't find anyone to hang with, your friends with benefits is busy and you have booty psychosis also, etc.

Me: I am so freaking bored! I can't get a hold of anyone to hang out with and I want a Sunday Funday!
Them: That makes a good day for day drinking....
Me: I don't know if drinking with Sunday Psychosis is a good idea..maybe I could..
Them: Nope day drinking it is!! let's go

by Siouxsie Supertramp July 21, 2021

cannabis psychosis

When a person smokes herb and is transported to a almost psychotic state of mind

yo did you see jonathan he’s totally zoned out and loopy after one hit of the spliff

yea he must have cannabis psychosis

by finesseking August 12, 2021

Napoleon complex psychosis

Driven to madness by manletism and the naturally resulting Napoleon complex psychosis, the deranged manlet boy goes into a catatonic state and idly spends his ample free time, in between involuntary stints at acute psychiatric wards, by sitting motionlessly atop of open-air jungle gyms, as he mourns the blindingly obvious fact that he is forever a boy and will never be a man, while the other children pelt him with dried dog turds and stolen garden gnomes, by maniacally jumping up and down with manlet rage underneath outdoor basketball hoops while wearing nothing but high heels and a training bra (to the great amusement of the gathered manmores) or by lying face down on the floor of his hobbit-hole while tearfully and repetitively reciting the lyrics of Randy Newman's unforgettably unsurpassable smash hit Short People.

Amanda: Manlet detected - why is that sobbing and diminutively dwarfed little sadlet sprinting half-naked through the park over there? Melanie: The Napoleon complex psychosis suffering sissy boy was making a fool of himself on the basketball court, so the masculine manmores stuffed him into the hoop and now the midget monstrosity is scuttling back to his hobbit-hole. Amanda: Manlets BTFO. Hahahahaha! Melanie: Manlets, when will they learn?

by ManletDepreciator August 30, 2024