pavemented

Definate, not going to change your mind ever

My Mom is pavemented about the party; I'm not gonna get to go.

I am pavemented about this, no ones gonna stop me from bungee jumping.

by LadyMizra April 22, 2009

pavement shagger

Man who has sex by rubbing his genitals on the pavement.Also known to obtain gratification by rolling around in bin-liners filled with garbage

Appeared on HIGNFY.

by global February 14, 2004

Pavement

The death place of people who talk shit and end up dead.

yo that suckas down on the pavement.

by steve July 11, 2004

Pavement Pizza

The unfortunate result of a suicidal person leaping from a very high building or tower and hitting the sidewalk or road.

If he jumps, he's going to be pavement pizza.

by darkguardian1314 January 23, 2011

Pavement

A hard substance used to make a paved surface (such as a road), or the paved surface its self. Types of pavement include: concrete, asphalt, cobblestones or bricks. Also used by the British as a synonym for sidewalk.

I used to live on a dirt road out in the country, but the road crew came by and put some pavement down. Now my car isn't so dirty.

by discontinuuity August 14, 2008

chasing pavements

The act of contracting the bowel muscles trying to defecate during anal sex, the partner withdrawing a few times allowing partial defecation and ejaculating while performing fellatio tasting your own shit.

They were chasing pavements shifting roles all night, look how the bed sheets are stained with sperm and feces.

by slickidiot November 13, 2011

Pavement Snake

A huge shit laid across the pavement.

Holy shit that dog laid a pavement snake

by vinnoi March 27, 2008