Prostitute

A person (usually a woman) that performs sexual favours for money. Not entirely dissimilar to a girlfriend, wheras prostitutes requires cash, a girlfriend requires being taken out for meals, bought cars and shoes ergo a prostitute is a girlfriend that requires less effort. Also are less likely to say "oh so your friends are more important than me?" everytime you wanna go for a fuckin' drink with your mates.

Bill: "Hey Ben, is this your prostitute?"
Ben: "No Bill, this is my girlfriend"
Bill: "OK OK, Wanna come out with the guys for a couple of drinks?
Ben: "Nah, my girlfriend wont let me"
Bill: "*tut*, buy that prostitute some shoes"

by Vanperski May 22, 2009

prostitute

A woman who realizes that she is only going through motions when she has sex, and might as well be getting paid.

I'm not a prostitute, I'm a pragmatist!

by Killing Kittens May 22, 2004

Hotel prostitute

A prostitute that is on the payroll of a hotel to serve the guests. they can be asked for at the front deask.

Kathy is a hotel prostitute.

by Deep blue 2012 December 29, 2009

Academic Prostitute

A person who does academic work (i.e. writing papers, completing homework, etc.) for others, for money in return.

Person 1: Wanna hang out tonight?
Person 2: Can't. I have to write that entire English paper tonight.
Person 1: Why not just hire Ben, that academic prostitute, to do it for you?

by anonymous11097 January 2, 2012

Prostitute

A prostitute is a person who exchanges sexual acts for monetary gain, goods or services.

My wife wouldn't have sex with me "until I cleaned up the mess I made in the kitchen". She is a prostitute.

by zombiemaster666 September 7, 2009

prostitute backfire

you give that ho a rim job so good that her o ring breaks and you get (old customers) semen blasted in yo face

"eww fuck i just wanted to try something fresh not get a prostitute backfire"

by cc collision December 14, 2008

prostitute

One who sells his/her body for money or other payment. They often have pimps.

For one of the biggest prostitutes to ever walk the earth, see Alex Rodriguez. For information about his pimp, see Steinbrenner

Many baseball players are prostitutes, including A-Fraud.

by yodayodayodayoda July 30, 2006