Prostatetute

High end manwhore, buddy who is occasionally a whore on sale. But tends to be a delusional fuck.

For instance, when a buddy douches out on you, in futile pursuit of some girl.

What the fuck is wrong with Dave, why is he being such a prostatetute.

by Konark May 23, 2009

prostate orgasm

the most intense orgasm known to humans

Did you know that prostate orgasm is the most intense orgasm known to humans?
Shit, I knew female orgasm is overrated af

by odode December 24, 2020

Prostatute

A specific type of prostitute that only allows him/herself to have sex in the anus. For various reasons such as pregnancy, period or preference. Very highly sought after as they charge the same as a regular prostitute.

"Hey Brandon, you done a prostatute yet?"
"No, what's a prostatute?"
"Those prostitutes that have standards and only have sex in ass. It's great, cheap anal sex and don't have to worry about a baby."

by Jesusifhewasblack June 6, 2013

prosticate

Random word to throw in when saying "I'll ____ YOU."

I'll prosticate YOU.

by Tails February 20, 2004

Prostidater

When just sex is no longer enough and you want more from your whore.

Her : "That'll be $500 Jerry."

Jerry : "Where is this relationship going?"

Her : "Damnit Jerry why are you always such a prostidater?"

by The Juggersnort December 20, 2015

prostate soldier

A man who has anal intercourse with men on leave.

Bro, did you know deric was a prostate soldier?

Yeah man he's had sex with all the guys in my platoon.

by GingerChrist420 June 19, 2016

prostigate

the combination of prosecuting and investigating your significant other

I read through his texts and have enough evidence to prostigate him.

by tomes22 September 13, 2020