Enemy of Progress

Often abbreviated to EOP. Someone who hinders progress or positive situations.

John walks past as Lisa is taking a picture of something.

Lisa: "John you are such a Enemy of Progress".

by vraidiscours May 14, 2014

Professor Membrane

Professor Membrane is an awesome scientist in the best show ever to come out of Nickelodeon, "Invader Zim". He is the father of Dib (Zim's arch-nemesis) and Gaz. Unfortunately since evil Nickelodeon cancelled the show we will never find out more about this eccentric randomly yelling scientist guy. Professor Membrane is also know for the creation of "Super toast" which sounds pretty awesome to me.

"Not now son, I'm making TOAST!" -Professor Membrane (exclaiming to Dib)

by invader_adie October 22, 2009

Progress Barf

The act of a computer software progress bar (percent complete indicator) that gets stuck at 99% or 100% or even worse wraps back around to 0% and starts all over.

Ted: "Hey Ed, are you ready to go? We're waiting!"

Ed: "Sorry, I went to apply these Adobe and Microsoft software patches and I *thought* they were done but now I am stuck in Progress Barf hell because someone needs to teach those bastards what the definition of 100% complete actually means!!!! This progress bar just keeps wrapping around, not sure why they even bother, it should just show a picture of a dude with a gun to his head going 'click click click'!"

Ted: "I feel your pain Bro. Catch ya later!"

by The Beezle October 13, 2011

Professor Wikipedia

A term used by college students to save some embarrassment of telling their professor that they used wikipedia as a source

"Did you hear MAx's excuse for his bad bibliography?"
"No, what'd he put?"
"He listed a Professor Wikipedia lecture on chemistry as one of his sources!"
"Wow. What a lame excuse. The teacher won't buy it."

by Maudlin La An May 4, 2010

Professor response

(n) A type of response in which the sender types a long, formal and neat e-mail, only to get an extremely brief response.

The student, or sender's email:
Dear Professor, regarding your current work of study, I recently discovered that your field of work has been a long-time academic interest of mine. I know that you are a busy man, but would it be rude of me to inquire if there was any type of research or assistance that a student could possibly involve him or herself with? If not, I would completely understand. However, please note my current grades and classes would prove as ample evidence as to my worth.
Sincerely, John Doe (#555555555)

The professor response:
see me

by yuudachi January 11, 2011

Facebook Professor

A dingus (male or female) that thinks because they like science pages and share their posts, that they have a PhD from Facebook University.

Okay bruh we get it that Bill Nye is cool, No need to be a Facebook Professor about it.

by Butholeman September 10, 2015

Rate My Professors

A website that college students use when choosing their classes to avoid having professors that are really difficult or challenging. Rate My Professors is your go-to site if you don't want to write a term paper or need more interactivity.

Kyle: I was originally going to take College Algebra with Dr. Platte, but turned to a different professor. after seeing his reviews on Rate My Professors.
Chris: Yeah. I heard he's lecture heavy and grades harshly.

by The Real Driller January 15, 2020