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object-oriented programming

The most overrated and overhyped programming paradigm on earth.

Frequently leads to over-engineering and is at the moment most commonly done using the Java programming language, which has a particularly shitty brand of object-orientation. Other popular object-oriented programming languages include C++ and C#.
Idiot: Man, that's such a hard project. Let's use object-oriented programming to make out life easier.
Rock-star programmer: You're fired.
by Bluuberduck April 18, 2010
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programme

programme see color, i blame microsoft.
by david w spencer. rev. December 28, 2005
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Programmer

(A) Programmer is a species that can make apps for you to use. There are two main types of programmers:

1. The <Cliché Programmer> - can be spotted wearing a conference t-shirt and the pale skin. The main skin of nutrition is a black carbonated liquid which is devoured in a large cuantity;

2. The <Hipster Programmer> - this species only consumes warm liquids based on expensive spices and beans. His only tool is a so called <Macintosh>. The <Hipster Programmer> will often refuse to work with tasks such as <SQL Databases> or <Java>. This specimen also makes use of the trackpad attached to his portable <Macintosh>;

For many individuals (programmers) is considered prestigious to not utilise the <Mouse> unit at all.
"I would like to be a Cliché Programmer."
~Me
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Programmer Liaison

A person or individual that acts as a facilitator and/or middleman between the programmer(s) and another 2nd party or 3rd party (ie: marketing dept. management, customer, company, etc...). A Programmer Liaison can help explain what is actually possible from a technical person(s) standpoint (the programmer) to a non-technical person(s) which can result in a better business environment for any company.
I think we will need to have the Programmer Liaison explain to the Marketing Department in common language what is actually possible when creating our company website from a technical standpoint.
by Programmer Liaison October 20, 2013
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Programmatically

To automatically program as in software or software components.
The codes should be PROGRAMMATICALLY adjusted in our system.
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programmer

a term that refers to a nocturnal machine that turns keyboard strokes into errors and infinite headaches at 3am everyday.
"I'm a programmer."
"go git commit die"
"ok"
by acnhkid November 30, 2021
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geek of programmers

- noun a number of visually impaired, asthetically loathsome primates lacking in female genital contact, involved in the production of software generally during daylight hours, while group lunar activities are primarily isoloted to journeys through cyber dimensions, more commonly referred to as a 'WOW raid'.
Sally: 'WTF? Look at those dweebs'

Peter: 'It's a geek of programmers, give em a break - they were born that way...'
by Concerned evolutionist April 18, 2011
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