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gracious professionalism

This term was coined by Professor Woodie Flowers for the FIRST robotics competition. The definition has never been precisely outlined, but it's connotation is widely understood and may be summarized as this: "Competition for the sake not of destroying one another, but for the sake of bettering and improving both competitors as a result of the competition."
Lending a spare part to an opponent in order to keep them from forfeiting a match is a prime example of gracious professionalism.
by Andy Ross April 26, 2004
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the lady doth protest too much

When somebody keeps denying something to the point where you start to think they actually did it

From Hamlet
"I never borrow your clothes. I have enough of my own clothes that I would never take from your closet... You would know if I borrowed them"

"the lady doth protest too much... Why would you be so passionately denying something you weren't accused of"
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"We are done professionally."

Used to address the end of the line in an escalated conversation, debate or exchange. A loss of temper or patience is often the catalyst.

Made famous by actor Christian Bale's infamous outburst on the set of Terminator Salvation.
"I think Sarah Palin got a bad rap in the press."

"Are you kidding?"

"Seriously, she's a terrific role model for women."

"We are done professionally."
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Proest

the best of the pros
boy 1: Haylie is the proest at fortnite!!
boy2: oh my zappers, you’re right!
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professional scold(s)

aself-entitled authoritarian / martinet who, due to social standing, educational attainment or professional status, tells anyone and everyone what's good for them, whether the targeted audience cares to listen or not.
Most Fox Television News commentators and their right-wing Republican acolytes are professional scold(s); always yapping away about the moral anarchy and cultural breakdown of the country, the schools, the community, the family, et al, ad nauseum. Is anyone listening to them anymore ?
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Professional Pussy Slayer

One who has mastered the art of fucking girls. Even when all odds are against you, even if she says no earlier in the night.....even if she says i would never ever fuck you....and then you end up fucking her so hard that the next person to pull you out of her will become the king of england. just like the sword in the stone , is the same as penis in the vag.
Steve: what makes you a professional pussy slayer?
Rich: i can fuck girls when ever , how ever.

Steve: yea true your a professional, i admire you and wish i was you.
by professorOFpussy22 October 9, 2009
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