Printer Whores

One who proceeds to block others from using a printer by printing out 45 or more pages in one sitting. Often wasting ink by printing off useless information that they will never read.

Rick- Dude why didn't you print out the review for that exam?
James- I couldn't man, there were printer whores everywhere!

James- Dude I totally bombed my chemistry test.
Rick- Printer whores man, it was the printer whores.

by Colonel Flannagan May 30, 2011

HP OfficeJet Pro 6978 All-in-One Wireless Printer, HP Instant Ink & Amazon Dash Replenishment ready (T0F29A

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wow, look at my brand new HP OfficeJet Pro 6978 All-in-One Wireless Printer, HP Instant Ink & Amazon Dash Replenishment ready (T0F29A

by fuck-me-grande December 3, 2019

Pum-pum printer

Shorts that are so tight and short you can see the vagina outline being printed through the shorts, in the form of a camel-toe.

Marcus: Yo, take a look at that gyal's shorts. You can almost see her ass cheeks hanging out, not to mention her front.

Erick: That is a serious pum-pum printer!
Big up!

by Redlox February 17, 2009

The Pink Print

Nicki minaj’s Best album period

“ Nicki Minaj best album to me is the pink print”

by Danni Maraj March 22, 2019

The Printer Dance

The boogie your printer projects while printing your documents. This "dance" or "shake" is often achieved to its utmost potential when your printer is on Microsoft Word's Fast Draft print setting. Also, a play on Men Without Hats best-selling single "The Safety Dance".

"Yo Gerard, I totally caught my printer doing the printer dance today when I was printing my 26 page research paper. It kinda looked like your mom last night at the club! lolz."

by Trapper Schoepp April 4, 2009

Pipty

Fifty, often said with difficulty by asian race. When said fast, it may sound like Pipty

Fifty dollars, maybe pronounced:

Pipty Dowlah

by Sicktee October 6, 2009

pristine

A thing that is new, unused, untouched, uncorrupted, beautiful, and clean; retaining no dirt or scum. Remaining in a pure state. Normally used for either one's own new belonging, or someone else's belonging whether theirs is used or not. Much emphasis is put on the word 'pristine' as it is spoken.

...Holy shit, that dude's Honda Rebel is pristine.

Respect that chick, man, she's pristine.

by The Rage Metal December 23, 2009