Reverse 3d printer

When the person you're buttfucking presses their poop down into your urethra

Bro if you come over here and try to rape me I'll fucking reverse 3d printer you - Alex Nurzia

by the gushe October 16, 2022

Money Printer Go Brrrr

The sound a printer makes when the federal reserve needs to print $6 trillion to prop up the stock market and sway away from the reality of current bad news. The 2020 COVID-19 outbreak caused the S&P 500 to crash 35% and reaching lows in mid-march. That was until Jerome Powell and the Federal Reserve begin revving up their money printers to try and save the stock market from total collapse despite all the bad news so far.

30 Million people unemployed and a 15% unemployment rate? Doesn't matter, money printer go Brrrr

A total of 80,000 U.S. deaths from the coronavirus pandemic? Doesn't matter, money printer to Brrrr

The total collapse of the oil, tourism, and hospitality industry? Doesn't matter, money printer to Brrrr

Example 1
WSB put holder: Why are stocks mooning when there is more bad news than good news? My puts are expiring worthless!
WSB call holder: Because money printer go Brrrrrrr

Example 2
Wojak Ancap: Nooooo! You can't just print more money that will cause hyperinflation and prices to go up!
Wojak Boomer: Haha money printer go Brrrrr

by Arizona Cardinals May 9, 2020

I Do Not See The Printer

A more complicated version of the phrase "Fax No Printer" which means someone is speaking the truth. Since there is "no printer" then you simply say you can't see the printer

"Our English teacher is really got huh?" "I do not see the Printer"

by CousinDater October 6, 2020

Fax, No cap, copy, no printer, period.

stfu -_____-

"whoever sent you this video wants you to know"
"we jkcnajbocibanoincixnacixio"
" Fax, No cap, Copy, No printer, period."

by H4mez April 30, 2021

HP OfficeJet Pro 6978 All-in-One Wireless Printer, HP Instant Ink & Amazon Dash Replenishment ready (T0F29A

its just a HP OfficeJet Pro 6978 All-in-One Wireless Printer, HP Instant Ink & Amazon Dash Replenishment ready (T0F29A

wow, look at my brand new HP OfficeJet Pro 6978 All-in-One Wireless Printer, HP Instant Ink & Amazon Dash Replenishment ready (T0F29A

by fuck-me-grande December 3, 2019

printerism

printerism is the act of judging other printers for their capabilities or thinking that one printer is superior to all other printers

guy 1: Man this dumb printer wont work, my dad's printer is so much better
guy 2: Hey man that's printerism

by STRIKEFORCE4000 January 8, 2021

The 3D Printer Manouver

When you heat the tip of your penis with a kettle, you cum and shit yourself at the same time, therefore using that steamy cum as glue for 3d printed sculptures.

"I 3d printed a model of my mom last night, painful but worth it....." the 3d printer manouver

by youdontwannaknow222 February 21, 2024