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Turd printer 

The name given to a 3D printer that does a shit job replicating your 3D computer model ie. the surface finish is stringy, fails to print smaller details accurately, or fails the 3D print completely.

The definition also relates to the way a 3D printer prints 3D models. A 3D printer only has one nozzle that lays out plastic layer by layer to build up your 3D model this is similar to how turds can stack up on top of each other in the toilet bowl to create a 3D pyramid like shape.
Tom: Hey Sam, how did that 3D computer model turn out when you 3D printed it ?

Sam: My turd printer did a shit job. I need to get a better one.
Turd printer by weaby1 October 16, 2013

laser printer 

An efficient type of printer that uses a black powder that is fused onto the paper. When putting in a new toner cartridge be carefull not to breath in the powder.One toner cartidge can print up to 10,000 sheats. The most common one only print in black. Color laser printers are very expensive
laser printer by Simulationcity September 12, 2005

Guch Printer 

A Printer of which Prints a Guch. (Printer Of Guch)
Yo man you wanna go send our crushes GUCH pics, I know where the spare Guch Printer is.
Guch Printer by Thy GUCH Printer December 8, 2019

fax no printer 

Joe: he cheated on her, fax no printer!
fax no printer by rookiequeen October 16, 2019

I Do Not See The Printer

A more complicated version of the phrase "Fax No Printer" which means someone is speaking the truth. Since there is "no printer" then you simply say you can't see the printer
"Our English teacher is really got huh?" "I do not see the Printer"

3D Printer

A printer that brings digital designs to life, either by squirting molten plastic like a cake decorator, or by using a binder material to fuse powder.

Commonly requested items:
- Another 3d printer
- A gun
- A woman
- Organs

Though all those things are possible to some extent, they are usually cruddy and do not work unless you add some sort of manual labor.

Some people use their printers to print paperclips, toothpicks, phone cases, and whistles, but why not just go to the Dollar store instead? Also, 3d printed models are very crude, almost pixellated, and made out of cheap (but expensive) plastic.

Despite popular belief, 3d printing will never replace 2d printing. That is like saying "chainsaws will replace scissors". 2D printing is for printing out a biology report or business letter, and 3d printing is for printing out models.
A: Imagine if everyone had a 3D Printer in their house!
B: Are you kidding me? 3D printing is the biggest gimmick!
A: So was rock and roll and the Internets. It will improve in twenty more years.

C: Yay! I made a whistle, and it only took three hours!
D: You know, the dollar store sells metal whistles for 25 cents
C: (Blows whistle) Sounds as good as storebought!

I can only imagine how much the cartridges cost or how often you have to change them.