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plating

Step 1 for plating option

Take a paper plate and cut two eyeholes in it. Apply a screen to the holes. Use a coarse screen if you want particles to drip through, use a fine screen for liquid.

Step 2

Wrap your head in saran wrap with your nose and eyes exposed. You will need to see and breath to appreciate the effects. A mouth hole is optional. Now put on a pair of goggles.

Step 3

Find someone that has eaten alot of corn and swallowed a few grapes whole and is ready to let loose.

Step 4

Hold the paper plate on each side and watch for anal expansion. The googles will keep your eyes from burning and the saran wrap will give you a feeling of warmth with the wetness.

If you are using the mouth hole option, you may be able to snag grape and earn bonus points
by Dr. LF June 18, 2009
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Pirating

To walk around aimlessly drunk exploring your current surroundings to get a better understanding of where everything is and how everything fits together in the world that we live in.
I went pirating last night, climbed up a few ladders, walked along the roof, took a photo, climbed onto this other building and hopped down a hatch and i was crawling through the roofspace..
by MadReptillian August 23, 2011
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praying mantits

When a man has such flabby tits that he is able to press them together so they touch, much like a set of praying titties.
Man, take a look at that guy. That's a real nice set of praying mantits. I'm jealous!
by Mr. Balloonhands November 17, 2013
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Praying for you

An empty term used to express that you "care" but in reality, you don't and want attention/popularity
Instagram Post: I'm at a loss for words right now, I can't believe you're not here anymore.
Commenter: Oh my god, praying for you!!
by M7LEZ October 13, 2020
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Praying

She looked so hot while she was praying.
by Alean Reali February 14, 2020
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praying

Praying = slang for "wasting time", "loitering", "hanging out", "chillin'", "nothing".
Whay are you guys doing tonight?

Just praying.
by Noel Manson January 18, 2007
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Parting the Red sea

When during sex a Man inserts his Penis into the Woman's Vagina while she is Having her period.Thus creating the same effect Moses did...sorta.
Jim caught Bob Parting the Red sea with Nancy and asked if he could join.He also volunteered to bring towels and tissues to clean up the mess afterward.
by Chanse Goss March 26, 2010
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