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Alabama Poutine

A container of french fries that have a streak of cum on one side of it.
You're telling me you've never heard of Alabama poutine?
by Regulation Listener March 27, 2024
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the biggest poutine in the world

The BEST Canadian book ever by French-Canadian author Andrée Poulin. About a boy who struggles with depression because his mom left him (for alcohol) and his dad barely cares about his life. It also won the silver birch award (award for Canadian books) seriously go and read it now!
Have you read " The Biggest Poutine in the World" yet?

YASSSSS IT CHANGED MY LIFE!!!
by Canadiancookie13 August 20, 2017
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Alabama Poutine

Alabama Poutine is a dish of french fries and cheese curds topped with cum
You're telling me you've never heard of Alabama Poutine?
by Badwolfe44 March 27, 2024
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Poutine Fingering

A poutine fingering is when someone dips the fingers/fist in gravy a cheese and sticks it in there anus or female genitalia
Yo I gave myself a poutine fingering last night
by 6Ferdabois9 June 10, 2018
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Alabama Poutine

Fries with cum on them
Andrew served Geoff a plate of Alabama Poutine as a prank.
by floridachildkicker March 27, 2024
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Alabama Poutine

Regulation Poutine, except with a streak of cum on it
"You're telling me you've never heard of Alabama Poutine?"
by Post-Nut-Brevity May 18, 2024
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Poutine Law

Poutine Law Is a Canadian law that is a traditional Canadian law that has run through the country for hundreds of years. It is a law that means it is mandatory to like poutine. If you do not like poutine than you immediately become a Canadian immigrant.
"Hey Johnny were going out to get poutine wanna come?" "Sorry I don't like poutine" "But your Canadian!" "Well yeah but it just doesn't taste good" "Your breaking the Poutine Law Johnny! I'm not being friends with a criminal" "Wait Savannah please!"
You see how johnny doesn't have an friends anymore? It's because that hecker doesn't like poutine like the rest of us good Canadians. Eat poutine, kids; be a good Canadian citizen.
by Pankakezz March 11, 2020
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