Brownie Points

Brownie points are things that you keep track of yourself when talking to your crush or someone you're into. You gain brownie points when you say nice things or joke around with them and they accept the joke. You can also lose brownie points by saying something insulting or rude that the person would most likely take offense to.

"I just gained brownie points with him!"

"I just lost attention by making that joke."

by pinkfluffyunicorns March 27, 2015

Vagina Points

When a female gets some thing because she has a VAGINA. Also known as VP

Kaeli hands in her drawing to the teacher, he looks at her and sas. This B material but im going to give you an A cause i like you additude

Rebbeca sas to Marc hey can you buy me food at mac@night. Marc replies "no I dont give VAGINA POINTS."

by Marc Eisenhauer, Ken Martin January 7, 2009

tiger points

A definition of how wild your sex life is. The criteria are: the amount of partners, how many time a day you have sex, the places where you have fornicated, if you got your membership of the mile high club, if you have entered the exit only area. It is the opposite trend of panda points and started in the Netherlands by a perverted group of college students. Nowadays, even Dutch grandmother talk about how much tiger points they have.

wow that guy has major tiger points.
gosh.. I wish that I had that many tiger points.

I slept with your girlfriend, 20 more tiger points for me buddy

That guy is a beast, he already has 75 tiger points

by Lol035 October 22, 2015

pogi points

Nonmonetary imaginary "points" awarded for polite, witty, cool, or otherwise positive behavior exhibited for the purpose of impressing a female courtship partner or her parents. From pogi, Tagalog for "handsome."

Opening doors for one's girlfriend's mom earns major pogi points. Opening doors for one's girlfriend's dad is just plain sipsip.

by Pau January 3, 2004

Karma Points

an optimistic way of looking at stuff when something bad happens or when something doesn't go as planned and eventually that incident will be made up for somehow.

also your reward for doing a good deed

EXAMPLE 1

Nathan: So is that girl we met at the mall gonna show up to see you at open mic night tonight?

Tomas:man i hope so she was cute

2 hours later

Nathan: dude she didn't show

Tomas:I'm not sweatin i got some karma points now

EXAMPLE 2

Bob:dude why are you stopping?

Frank: somebody just left this trash on the side walk when there is a trash can right there!

*puts random trash in can*

Bob: nice man you just earned some karma points

Frank: well someone has to take responsibility

by guynextdoor377 July 9, 2011

Ten Points for Gryffindor!

An exclamation used to inform one's friends and acquaintances about a successful hook-up. Only applies to sexual intercourse, although fewer points may be allotted for scoring a base run if the player doesn't make it all the way home. Especially useful if you don't want everyone in the room to know about your sexual escapades.

Person 1: Hey man, where were you last night? We waited for an hour before we left!

Person 2: Yeah, sorry bro, got tied up with that girl from the club. But hey, Ten Points for Gryffindor!!

Person 1: Oh, we're cool then

by ScorinPoints February 8, 2010

ho points

A point scale to measure ones sexual experience.

Determined by the following:
For each person you have "been" with, you receive ONE of the following scores (choosing the highest point value that applies)

Kiss: 1 point
Roaming hands: 2 points
Oral sex, hand job/fingering: 3 points
Sex: 4 points
Anything kinky, anal, etc.: 5 points

Nicki kissed Jimmy, who she met at a bar, once. They never saw each other again.
1 point

Nicki and Marshal got handsy on the couch. This was the farthest they ever got.
2 points

Nicki let her teacher Mr. Simonek finger her for some extra cred, but only once.
3 points

Nicki gave Stewart head in the childrens museum. This was the extent of their relationship.
3 points

Nicki lost her virginity to Walter.
4 points

Nicki lost it again to Scooter..
4 points

And again to Ralphie.
4 points

Aaaaaand again to Matthias.
4 points

And then, she joined the mile high club with the pilot of Continental flight 415, in the cockpit.
5 points

Nicki and Rashad got it on on his dad's tractor... with whipped cream and bondage. This was the farthest Rashad let them go.
5 points

Nicki is a ho. She has 35 ho points.

by alinic73 April 20, 2010