porsche

A porsche is a car that balding middle age men buy to compensate for their penis size.

Steve was going through a mid life crisis so he bought a Porsche.

by Penis.. March 21, 2008

Porsche

A beautiful girl with usually brown or ombré hair. Porsche is a kind and caring person but not the type that wants to be messed with.

She's so beautiful! Her name must be porsche she has a temper like a porsche

by Porsche3000 March 13, 2017

Porsche

A type of sports car, popular amongst middle-aged men experiencing their mid life crisis. These men may also be recently divorced.

Porsche: That's German for Penis Enhancer.

by Sentinel Stark August 14, 2017

Porsche

A term used for something done really badly. Used when someone wants to express their wealth.
Used by bellends

Freddy just Porsche that.
Freddy that was so porsche

by Porschelad123 June 10, 2019

Porsche

To Porsche is to do something really badly then expect praise because you believe you are rich. To Porsche is too show your wealth to others and feed your large ego, when you Porsche you do it obnoxiously and somehow manage to do that badly.

It can be used in skateboarding when a person falls off the skateboard without actually being in the skateboard.

Freddie that was porsche thing.
That’s so porsche Freddie.
Hey Siri tell father to pick me up in the space Porsche.

by Porschelad123 June 10, 2019

Porschetech

An extremely flamboyant homosexual car mechanic that’s into fast cars and drag of the non racing variety.

I have a feeling that my mechanic is a real porschetech.

by Mister first class February 10, 2021

Porsche Monkey

Any primate with an unyielding appreciation for luxury German automobiles.

Gary's favorite Porsche Monkey is the macaque.

by Give me a high Fife September 7, 2022