portabella mushroom

When a guy presses his cock on a mirror and says "I want to be a steak", this is a portabella mushroom

Boink...."ewww....I wanna be a steak"

by slutties_chix_on_met April 24, 2005

Portablumpkin

Getting a blowjob while shitting in a porta potty

I was at this tractor pull in Tomah and got my woman to give me a portablumpkin.

by Susie Mccutchans December 3, 2006

portable

Adjective. Descriptive of a woman who is small enough to be carried around during sex, while being penetrated. Similar to a spinner. The most interesting position for a portable woman is the walking 69, usually seen in porn videos. Do not attempt this at home.

She's so small, she's completely portable, so we walked all over my apartment while we fucked.

by Evac156 February 17, 2005

Pootable

To not worry and just be happy!
Pronounced: Pooh-Tah-Blay

Sidonie: Man I'm so stressed out about school.
Abbie: Pootable!

by somber924 June 9, 2015

Pornable

when somebody of the opposite sex is extreeeeeeeeeeeemly attractive and you wish to logisticate (please refer logisticate) and fornicate

that stripper sitting on that guys face is pornable

by Beef Cake May 13, 2005

playstation portable(PSP)

the best handheld gaming machine ever!!! also plays movies and music

My playstation portable(PSP) is sooooo much better than your nintendo ds.

by kaisen leong July 16, 2008

Paintable

When a girl's ass looks so damn good that it is referred to as a work of art

"You see that Paintable Ass nigga"

"I'll go all Da Vinci on that"

by Pair of Bosses November 2, 2013