Salty porkchop

Heart attack

You almost hit that car! You're giving me a fucking salty porkchop!

by REESE52184 December 27, 2019

Porkchop Kid

When a kid is so ugly, you have to hang a porkchop on each ear just so the dog will like them.

Little Johnny is so ugly, he's a porkchop kid.

by Upnorthbetty January 22, 2024

alabama porkchop

Something in a fancy restaurant someone by the name of say, Latasha Marie would order. Also commonly cooked by an incest person and with a side of purple crusty toenails.

Hi my name is Latasha Marie and I would absolutely love some... alabama porkchop

by ☆★Midas★☆ May 02, 2022

Cook my porkchop

Asking someone to perform oral sex on you.

Hey babe, you think before dinner you could cook my porkchop?

by Anonymore August 29, 2016

national porkchop day

March 12th

A day to post porkchop on your instagram.

Hey man! Its national porkchop day!

by heartslilaaaaa March 08, 2023

cold porkchop

The act of getting stoned out of your mind before a quick break and reaching the epitome of your marijuana high and have started to fall back in to the corporeal world.

Man 1: I just quick cold porkchop!
Man 2: But you just got high.
Man 1: Yeah but not again!

by Medical Distress June 04, 2017

wet porkchop

to remove a condom then put it back on and use it; sometimes even inbtween partners,; it is called a "wet porkchop" because the condom is filled with male fluids making his porkchop (penis) wet before intercourse.

I have sexual relations with so many women i have to wet porkchop some chicks, itjust makes sense.

by oliver klosoff December 27, 2010