Poopthirty

Anytime of day you need to take a poop. Usually after coffee or a cigarette.

Ooo that coffee just hit, it's poopthirty!

by Sadiescandalous November 27, 2023

Poopity Scoop

scoop diddy whoop
whoop de scoop de poop
poopty scoopty, scoopty whoop
whoopity scoop woop poop
poop diddy whoop scoop
poop! poop!
scoopity whoop
whoopity scoop
whoopity scoop poop

Bro really said poopity scoop, what the fuhhh, Kanye West is on acid.

by TYNIKSO March 19, 2025

Poomithaa

The girl who loves to matchmake between her bestfriend and her cousin. Doesnt like people who are in relationships, mainly people who make her eat fast during lunch to go meet their lover. Very judgemental but keeps it to herself and gives the best movie recommendations, gets so many proposals but rejects everything coz she doesnt know what a crush is.

U r so like a poomithaa, i would love to be friends with you

by Blah blah blackssssheeeepppp May 20, 2025

fruit poopito

Fruit popito is when you take a fruit poop yet with small nuggets or a creamy small dirty gross dump.

Dan-Ahhhh!
Jack-What was that about?
Dan-I tryed to get a quick Fruit Poop but i got a nasty suprise with a fruit poopito!!!
Jack-Oh,thats bad man.
Dan-I know now i have skidmarks in my boxers!!!
Jack-Man, i feel your pain..Im sorry.

by Stormy Littles November 17, 2011

Maximum Poopitude

The feeling/moment you get after waiting for an extended period of time to poop to be able to unleash the most massive poop. Often coincides with bragging to friends about what a giant shit you just took.

Justin, "You going to poop before we go out?"
Tommy, "Nah, haven't reached maximum poopitude yet."

--- 4 hours later ---
Tommy, "I've reached maximum poopitude, be right back."

--- 20 minutes later ---
Tommy, "Dude!! It's above the waterline!!"

by tvdubsmash June 11, 2022