Poonis

The cross between a fat dick and a shit and a chunky and a poon. YUM

Dude, her poonis was so damn chuncky I couldn't even.............

by MissJazzy101 April 3, 2009

baby poonie

A young girls vagina.

Lisa climbed a tree nude the other day and got sap all over her little baby poonie.

by D.R.W. November 13, 2007

Hairy Poonie Waggler

A person who has such a hairy poonie they whip it out and waggle it around.

Person 1: Lisa's sucha troll.
Person 2: Yeah i know, shes sucha Hairy Poonie Waggler!
Person 1: dyke.

by Bitch1233343888 March 17, 2011

poony monster

one that will fuck anything that moves. man or beast

josh : dude tony is such a poony monster

sean : ya man, the girl he fukd last weekend looked like
fukn sasquatch

by the mutha fukn kicker March 31, 2008

Yoony Pa Poony

Someone that does the sport crew, just to have gay sex.

I heard that guy is a Yoony Pa Poony

by Doggernot June 2, 2021

Poonis Woonis Eat Ass Cockoonis

An ancient chant recited by the Woonis Clan at nightfall to butt rape the angry dumpling demons of the west (the Boolah) to keep them away so they can no longer steal their children’s pubes.

*Woonis child is being crotch shaved by Boolah demons*

Town Chiefs: “Poonis Woonis Eat Ass Cockoonis! Nigger spirits begone!”

by PoonisHead December 4, 2020

After-school poonies

After a long day at school—a place where one is rushed to finish pooing and where one experiences paranoia and anxiety while pooing—the bathroom at home is a relief, knowing that you can poo in peace for as long as you need.

insert name went home and immediately took his after-school poonies.

by m1rlax0 October 28, 2021