Pontiac Racing

Jordan's car. Jordan often wonders why his car is broken.

WHY TEH FKUC ISTN MY CAR WORKGIN AGIAN!!!!!!!!111 IS TI BEAUCSE I E_BrEKA IT TO MCUH?/////////

by JordanDiginZ0rz October 4, 2003

Pontiac LeMonza

Da lesser-known "sister car" to da Chevrolet Corvair.

A '70's-era scandal revealed dat GM had been selling some Oldsmobile models with Chevrolet engines, creating what were derisively dubbed "Chevymobile" vehicles; I wonder if da Pontiac LeMonza was another such "Frankenstein of da car world" fiasco?

by QuacksO April 6, 2025

Camp Pontiac

A sleepaway camp primarily made up of queers and crybaby’s

“Dude look at that homo, I bet he goes to camp Pontiac”

by Jawn-0 January 21, 2023

pontiac blanket

1. A diseased or poisoned garment given to someone in order to infect or afflict them.

2. A reference to smallpox blankets allegedly given to the Pontiac Indians.

See: Ottawa jizz rag, Nessus shirt, Shirt of Nesus, Nessus Snuggy, Tunic of Nessus

I woke up with a cold sore after crashing at Dan's apartment after the party. I'm pretty sure he gave me the ol' Pontiac blanket because I cock-blocked him.

by The Cap N' August 10, 2020

Pontiac Trans Am

The Pontiac Trans Am is a popular merican muscle car that was produced from the 70s until the early 2000s. The car became popular after the release of a show called "Smokey And The Bandit". The Trans Am is driven by the main protagonist in that show. After that, another show released in 1982 called "Knight Rider"(Aka "K2000"). There was a AI operated car named "KITT" which was short for "Knight Industries Two Thousand". After these two TV shows, the car became extremely popular over the years. Production for this car stopped around the early 2000s.

Person 1: Look! It's KITT!

Person 2: No, It's actually called a Pontiac Trans Am.

by Jamilmariam x January 8, 2024

Pontiac G6

The world's most ok car used to be the way to get ladies, but not anymore

Person a I got a Pontiac G6
person b ok

by Jackofalltradesmasterofyourmom May 16, 2023

Pontiac

A once popular American car brand owned and manufactured by General Motors. It has since become defunct.

I wish Pontiac never went out of business. They made really cool looking cars.

My mom once had a 1990 Pontiac Grand Am and it lasted for nearly a decade. If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.

by Gothic Miscreant October 12, 2023