potatoe

The proper spelling of the starchy root-vegetable, according to then-vice-president Dan Quayle as he tried to correct a small child in spelling.

<Child> "Potato. P-o-t-a-t-o. Potato."
<DQ> "Thats P-O-T-A-T-O-E you stupid kid!"
<Secret Service Agent> "Uh, Mr. Vice-president, the child was actually correct."
<DQ> "Oh."

by pythonspam November 7, 2003

Blates like Potates

Another term for "blatantly".

Blates like potates!

by truckilrodnas September 9, 2010

potatoe pussy

The unexplainable bulge in the front crouch of over weight women. Front Bum.

Ugh, that fat chick is wearing sweat pants and her potatoe pussy is hanging over her thighs. I think I am going to be ill.

by giorgio M April 30, 2005

shirt potatoes

See breasts, tits or boobs.

My god, look at those shirt potatoes!

by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

dirty potatos

When the male inserts his testicles into a womans anus and pulls them out. The resulting testicles will look like DIRTY POTATOS.

Nobody likes the taste of dirty potatos.

by SnakeStang May 30, 2008

Faggot Potatoes

Used to describe something that is shit/ disappointing

or someone who is being a buzzkill

that is absolute faggot potatoes

dude, don't be such a faggot potato

by Spudmaster General November 1, 2011

Street Potatoes

Poop left by Crackheads in back alleys & other discreet places.

"Oh shit, I almost stepped in some street potatoes while taking out my trash! The police REALLY need to fix the drug problem in this city!"

by GrinchPIB October 5, 2019