ponehole

To take and cut off someone’s (ugly) pony tail and stick it up their bum.

His ponytail was so gross, I cut it off and poneholed him with it.

by GenXer June 16, 2022

poner los cuernos

Spanish expresion which means the action when a couple is dating and one person has sex with another one secretly

Spanish: Ella le poner los cuernos a su marido
English: she "pone los cuernos) to her husband

by Olivia Hilton December 25, 2016

pönern

"pönern" is to pwn an opponet really hard, its a kind of austrian slang and was introduced by D/Z-flake-.


"pönern" was originally discovered while playing dota (WarCraft 3 funmap) and is pretty popular in the austrian dota scene.

Oh my god pretty nice pöneraction mates!
Lets pöner this hero!
KADS.burton gets his arse pönered hard!

by Tassadar December 8, 2004

Pones

Pones is derived from Danny Jones & Dougie Poynter of McFLY fame, coupling the pair's last names, merging them together.

They are the most popular'slash' fandom pairing coming from the band McFLY.

It is an abbreviation of 'Poynter-Jones' and can also be said as 'Joynter', reversing the dominant surname.

Pones is my OTP! It's my favourite slash pairing ever!

by Claire Thackray January 30, 2009

poner

An erection that results from having to urinate very badly.

Noah was too shy to use the bathroom at the night club and he wound up getting a poner on the dance floor.

by Chonky June 25, 2007

poned

To ram in the ass; to buttfuck in a gay or lesbian manner. Not to be confused with the word pwned as they do in fact mean two entirely different things.

I poned you (I buttfucked you).

You just suffered some major ponage! (You just suffered some major ass-rammage).

by blackholedying October 12, 2008

poned

Something the Jonas Brothers messed up. Poser lingo for the internet slang word 'pwned' as in being owned or disgraced by someone else.

10 Year old Jonas Brothers Fan: Omg liek you got poned.

Me: Its 'pwned' you stupid fuck

by ItAiNmTOSCA November 4, 2008