The Honest Politician

The act of inserting one's penis and balls into his own anus at the same time. Impossible, just like the possibility of an honest politician ever existing.

Jim: So, Tom what did you do last night?

Tom: I labored for hours and hours trying to give myself The Honest Politician.

Jim: The Honest Politician? What the fuck is that?

Tom: You know, it's when you try to put your own cock and balls up your own ass at the same time.

Jim: Oh, I get it. That shit's impossible, kind of like finding an honest politician.

Tom: Exactly.

by Tom912 February 20, 2009

politician

An eel in the fundamental mud upon which the superstructure of organized society is reared. When we wriggles he mistakes the agitation of his tail for the trembling of the edifice. As compared with the statesman, he suffers the disadvantage of being alive.

Canada's politicians gave themselves another pay raise because they felt good about knowing that they dug Canada into an even deeper hole

by Eric Kemp August 13, 2007

Politician

1. Someone who sucks.

2. A professioanl liar.

3. A retard who gets votes.

4. A professioanl punchbag for conspiracy theories.

5. Someone who follows politicianaryism.

The liar could be called a Politician , if you were so kind.

by Inanimate January 5, 2008

politicians of the world

condoners of pedophilia,slavery,and group sex

the opressors

see liberals

by they are Babylo-Egypto-Greco-Roman-Catholic-PAGAN perverts and practioners of witchcraft June 28, 2004

politician

see personification: Giving human traits to non-human things. also see republican

that republican is a politician

by joebob February 14, 2003

Politician

Someone who couldn't get a real job, so instead settled for lying their way through life.

You know it's true. Politicians suck.

by Zora12322 November 3, 2010

politician

a back-stabbing piece of shit that should have to live by the same laws as everyone else. Monarchy got fucking thrown out when WE the PEOPLE developed a little thing called the CONSTITUTION and BILL OF RIGHTS that apply to ALL PEOPLE including politicians, illegal immigrants, excons, etc. Funny how they think it's okay to vote themselves a raise and pass more fucking laws that we have to live by and they don't. Oh, and as for sex offender registries, there should be a registry for everyone and everything so we can air out all of our dirty laundry to the world because I think its important to know that my neighbor fucked his dog and got a DUI and has a meth lab. I don't know how I would get through my day not knowing that.

That politician really thinks his shit doesn't stink and deserves a pay raise!

by justiceright March 17, 2010