Privacy Policy
Where a site either says "We hate spam, we'll never let anyone know your e-mail", or "Fuck you, we want money!"
Privacy Policy by RickoniX November 13, 2003
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Open Door Policy
An example of corporate double speak.
A "policy" in a corporation that purports to invite open communications with middle management by stating their door is always open as a matter of policy. However, it's just human resources bullshit, as such feedback is almost universally NOT desired by the managers, 90% of whom will see such interruptions as wasting time.
Because it is not really a policy, it's a statement that is designed to lull employees into the womb of contentment while not actually accomplishing anything.
See also closed door policy.
A "policy" in a corporation that purports to invite open communications with middle management by stating their door is always open as a matter of policy. However, it's just human resources bullshit, as such feedback is almost universally NOT desired by the managers, 90% of whom will see such interruptions as wasting time.
Because it is not really a policy, it's a statement that is designed to lull employees into the womb of contentment while not actually accomplishing anything.
See also closed door policy.
"Man, our benefits package this year really blows! I wish I could tell management."
"Hey, doesn't your department have an Open Door Policy?"
"Are you kidding? They just say that because it sounds friendly. If I bitched to my manager about this, I'd be shown the door."
"Hey, doesn't your department have an Open Door Policy?"
"Are you kidding? They just say that because it sounds friendly. If I bitched to my manager about this, I'd be shown the door."
Open Door Policy by Security Wonk August 13, 2008
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no-comments-but-crisis policy
a policy and a way of dealing with one's company that has been widely in use since the media/banks/governments reported a financial crisis; it is a justification for various actions: staff reductions, cancelled payrise, lowered wages though none of these are necessary (because the company is doing well and needs no changes); it is a perfect explanation for everything if your general manager plans to fire some employees/cut wages and needs a good reason;
George: Crap, we're going to have staff reductions!
Will: What?
George: Yup, there were rumors, so we asked our boss about it, and despite good results of our company, half of us is going to be fired. We asked why and we heard that it was due to the financial crisis. End of story. Another example of no-comments-but-crisis policy.
Will: What?
George: Yup, there were rumors, so we asked our boss about it, and despite good results of our company, half of us is going to be fired. We asked why and we heard that it was due to the financial crisis. End of story. Another example of no-comments-but-crisis policy.
no-comments-but-crisis policy by KurtSteinerPL September 16, 2009
arab foreign policy
The common practice among Arab males in diverse areas or the diaspora, of using non Arab women for sexual purposes only, while intending to marry or already married to an Arab woman.
Poor girl. He'll never take her seriously. She's just going to end up being collateral damage in Arab foreign policy.
arab foreign policy by Tanet December 6, 2007
NFB Policy
The No Fat Bitches Policy, No mare is to violate the policy by having relations with an overweight female.
NFB Policy by Fat_pussy_lips December 11, 2019
Nobody Left Behind Policy
1. A technical and humorous term for a covert rescue mission.
2. A sober driver's oath of brohood that states that nobody will be left behind in the bar to walk home intoxicated.
2. A sober driver's oath of brohood that states that nobody will be left behind in the bar to walk home intoxicated.
Nobody Left Behind Policy by Type2GenomeManiac November 13, 2014
US Foreign Policy
a) something that cannot- and frankly should not-be understood without a PhD in nuclear physics.
b) oxygen for Henry Kissinger
c) a new, as yet undiscovered. element in the periodic table of the elements, named US (subscript FP)
b) oxygen for Henry Kissinger
c) a new, as yet undiscovered. element in the periodic table of the elements, named US (subscript FP)
a child's note to President Obama and his goombah Hilary Clinton : this is not rocket science; since none of you have a PhD in nuclear physics, you shouldn't dabble in US Foreign Policy, definition a).
his mother, reading the note, says: Steven, are you okay? i think you need a psyche eval, pronto.
his mother, reading the note, says: Steven, are you okay? i think you need a psyche eval, pronto.
US Foreign Policy by Uncle Dimma September 30, 2015